Whats the worst thing you've said after sex?

Asked by fau 7 months ago, 7 answers.

Ok, its common knowledge that people can say some stupid things at times. so whats the dumbest thing you've ever said after sex. for me, this sucked because I actually loved the girl, but she was dating someone at the time. right after we just had...

sex, I said "ah, now I can finally move on", lol. I felt like such an as*, I guess she cried about it too, so I bought her some ruby's after.. and one of my buddies, I almost had to smack him for this, I hooked him up with a girl I knew, good friends me and her. they had unprotected sex right, and afterwards guess what he say's. "if you get pregnent I'll pay for the abortion". when she told me that my jaw dropped. wow, so what have you said?

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Answered by lilwink14 on Apr 10, 2008, 01:20PM
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WOW!!! OMG!!! my jaw dropped!!! You guys are smart!!! damn imma virgin so I don't have any stories...

Answered by pookabear on Apr 10, 2008, 01:35PM
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well after sex I said I have 2 pee or im srry you hurt me yeah its pretty stupid lol idunno very maney more a guy told me after sex srry you taste bad or I just wanted 2 have sex with you and leave yeah

Answered by piker187 on Apr 10, 2008, 01:55PM
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oh sh*t, I forgot about this one. I had been dating this girl for mabey 2 months or so, and I suspected her of cheating. And aftre we had sex one night, oh man, I called her a sl*t and kicked her out, dam. I was wasted but still, and women wonder why men don't like pillow talk after, because we all learned to keep our mouths shut because we'll say stupid sh*t. Im really not an as*hole

Answered by pinkpearl on Apr 10, 2008, 01:57PM
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Well, I hope this counts. During sex with my first husband I once asked him what he wanted for supper. He wasn't impressed. lol. We were not a good match.

Answered by piker187 on Apr 10, 2008, 02:01PM
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lol, see now thats funny pinkpearl

Answered by sgt_harris on Apr 10, 2008, 02:23PM
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ok well this one ist what I sd its what my uncle sd...well I was having sex with my gilfriend and she was a "screamer" and when we were finished I was walking her to the door and my uncle sd "damn girl maybe next time we can open the windows so the whole city can here u"...I didnt know what to do I just walked her home and didnt say anything...it was funny as hell to me

Answered by sgt_harris on Apr 10, 2008, 02:28PM
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ohh wait one more...I once messed with these two cousins...and so when I was having sex with one cousin she let me c*m on her face and then my dumb a$$ had the nerve to look at her and say "damn your cousin never let me do that"...luckily for me she was kinda cool with it and she just sd "yeah well thats why you need to f*ck with me and not my cousin"...thats was a crazy night

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