What would you rename your pet?

If you had a chance to rename your dog, what two names would you consider and why?

Or any pet, actually.

Fyi: that mouse that lives under your bed doesnt count.

I have a big fluffy cat called Isis but would like to rename him 'Hairy Potter'.

My wife won't even consider it, I wonder why?

lol

well my dog is named kahlua.
my boyfriend wants to rename him "dogmeat" from some show
and I would rename him monster or scruffy.
he used to be a tuxedo black and white but his hair color changed to
grey and tan and white. fcn crazy!

My brother named his turtle "Meatloaf" for whatever reaosn,but I think "Rocky" Is a better suited name for him,because he eats the rocks/pebbles in the cage
Aha.

Well, actually my 2 year old son has renamed our Golden Retriever, we call her Chairiotte, but he calls her Dumb Dog...It's so cute!

my dog is name jack normal and boring I wish he was called buca after that restrunt buca de beppo's