What to say to a guy to turn him on?

okay so I have the relationship with this guy over the net and we talk over the phone (I know most people think that's lame, but I really like him)... and I want to say some things that'll get him turnd on.. any ideals?

umm, no, ignore that below comment, unless you want to give the guy the idea that your the type of person that wants to hop into bed every five seconds. unless you are, in which case please don't continue. turning a guy on isn't a lot of work , my god a gust of WIND would give most men a boner!
Figure out what makes you comfortable and just work with that. you can start off with something like, god, if only you were here right now, or, say your walking around in Victoria secret's best but you oneed to go shopping becuase they're getting too small. (the bras of course). OR get HIM to start something and follow his lead. Challenge him by saying, I'll bet I could turn you on faster than you could me! then get him to start off!
Just remember to have fun with it!
hope this helps

well just come right out and say it
U: hey baby guess what
Him: what
U: im touching myself
and he should get happy if you know what I mean
now if he doesnt then just start talking nasy like about how you want his penis in side you or how good your pus*y feels

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Use a low sexy voice, it should trigger the fact or illusion that you're turn on. Make sexy but not too over the top noises. Make him look forward to hearing your voice )

somthign you cansay is

oh baby if you were here we could be making my bed rock

ohh I love the sound of your voice it makes me wet.

oh baby hold on let me take off my shirt

ohh baby if you wehre here we could be sucking on eachother with wipecream and cerry

hope it helps anad its not lame because I do the same =]

Why not have a bit of webcam action aha

Just tell him what you would do wit him if he was sitting on your bed right at the moment... tell him your horny if you r.

Use a low moany voice and tell him that he's sexy !

ask him waht he's wearing. and tell him what your wearing. but make sure your wearing something (or atleast tell him your wearing something) atttractive. you could always lie and just say your naked. yup we love that.lol

just whisper so he whats to hear your voice and call him and when he said hello you say hey sexy how you feeling I hope good cause if you were here I would feel great and then say you could handle me right? if you can't let me know cause I thought you had a long thick juicy dick witch can make my knees weak

by then he would object and discribe his stuff and you can handle it from there

yum

Tell him you have always been curious how dick tastes like , and you want to suck him dry then get your boobies smashed by his dick...

Works all the time

Ha ha some of these answers are wonderfully crude!

Personally, I find a distant woman appealling, make him think you're doing something other than talking on the phone to him, let the boy's mind wander, but don't be slutty or crude about it or you'll get him thinking that you're only after 1 thing!

I wouldnt listen to alana. she doesnt seem to know much about guys and goes mostly by what she sees in movies. she doesnt know how easy it is or isnt to turn your man on specifically, nor does she seem to realize that an erection doesnt necessarily have anything to do with being turned on and a gust of wind causing an erection wouldnt mean the guy is turned on in the least. certainly not turned on by wind.

wow.. I can get guys turned on so quick..all I have 2 do is be myself..

tell him you'd like for him to take his dick rub it against your pussy slowly stuck it in go slow then get faster and deeper with it.

Well with my boyfriend, When I'm on the phone with him and he starts getting sleepy I tell him that I wish I was with him. And I tell him I know for sure you wouldn't be tired anymore. And then I would tell him what I would do if I were with him, and he starts moaning and I'm pretty sure he masturbates after we are done on the phone. Hope that helped you!

Why not say..

Hi you sexybeast, I want you sooo bad, you sexbomb of a machine. I can imagine us now *moan* So how are you?