What to say to a guy to turn him on?

okay so I have the relationship with this guy over the net and we talk over the phone (I know most people think that's lame, but I really like him)... and I want to say some things that'll get him turnd on.. any ideals?

well just come right out and say it
U: "hey baby guess what"
Him: "what"
U: "im touching myself"
and he should get happy if you know what I mean
now if he doesnt then just start talking nasy like about how you want his pen*s in side you or how good your pus*y feels

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umm, no, ignore that below comment, unless you want to give the guy the idea that your the type of person that wants to hop into bed every five seconds. unless you are, in which case please don't continue. turning a guy on isn't a lot of work , my god a gust of WIND would give most men a boner!
Figure out what makes you comfortable and just work with that. you can start off with something like, god, if only you were here right now, or, say your walking around in Victoria secret's best but you oneed to go shopping becuase they're getting too small. (the bras of course). OR get HIM to start something and follow his lead. Challenge him by saying, I'll bet I could turn you on faster than you could me! then get him to start off!
Just remember to have fun with it!
hope this helps