What's your favorite joke?

Any type haha...
Put 'em downnn
^_^

I have a laugh with dirty or sick jokes but thats it...

I don't know the others are kinda boring

there are four dads sitting in a living room talking about their sons, one of them gets up to go to the bathroom. While he's gone the conversation continues.

1st father: my son is a very rich business man and recently gave away a jaguar to his best friend.

2nd father: My son is EVEN RICHER and recently gave away a large house with land to his best friend.

3rd father: well my son is FILTHY RICH and gave away a private jet to his best friend.

the fourth father comes out of the bathroom and is asked so how is your son?

4th father: well my son is gay and he's a stripper, but he recently received a jaguar, a mansion and a jet from his three boyfriends!

a father was sitting down reading his newspaper. his son comes up and asks him dad, whats the difference between reality and fantasy his father says Son, go ask your mother if for a million dollars would she have s*x with brad pitt then I want you to go ask your sister if for a million bucks would she have s*x with her princapal. so the son goes and asks his mom the question and she said Hell Yeah and then he went and asked his sister if she would have s*x with her princpal for a million bucks and she saidHEll yes. so then he went back to his father and told him the results. and his father said okay son heres the difference, in fantasy we are millionares but in reality were living with 2 wh*res

I don't know why I just think its funny

Did you hear the joke about the sun?
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I better not tell you then, it's over your head.

xox
Sika

What's the difference between lawyers and God?
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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

I just read this one...
Paul, Ron and Steve walked tiredly through a deserted forest, their bodies aching and minds slipping into and out of sleep. They had been stranded for hours and it was almost night time. They continued until they found an old, abandoned barn house in a clearing. Inside, they found dust and one mattress.
Alright guys, we're going to have to share one mattress for the night, Ron said, I'll sleep on the right side.
I'll sleep on the left side, Paul said.
I guess I'll sleep in the middle then, Steve said.
The next morning the three boys woke up as happy as can be.
Wow, I had the best dream last night, Ron started, stretching a bit.
About what.
Well, this girls gave me the best hand job I've ever had!
Paul nodded, “What a coincidence! I had the exact same dream.'
Hmmm, that weird, Steve said, “I only had a dream that I was skiing.