What kind of dog do you have? any good stories?

anyone have any funny stories about your dog?

this is not really funny but my min pin ate an entire pack or gum!!! apparantly gum can kill dogs because of some ingrediants in it so we had to take her to a doggy hospital the doctor made her throw up and found a huge wad of gum in it...gross right lol anyways she was fine but it was defiently an intersting night lol

yep its half dog half wolf look like a golden retriever
found her down the street no collar about a month old.
brought her home kept her.
its been 2 years. she does this howl/bark think thats kinda cool

ummm. a long time ago I had a lab/boxer and my mom told me to smile and I was laying on my stomach on the floor and she was going to take a picture. when my dog saw the camera, he came running and layed right next to me on his stomach and laened his head on my shoulder...it was so funny and so cute...also, the same dog used to drag my sister home...if she was getting off the bus to come home and she started walking towards the park, my dog would run after her and bite onto her shirt and pull her home lol!

Growing up we had a Boston Bull Terrier. Joey would chew on rocks on the ground as he cuddled them in his paws. He also picked them up, but with the larger ones, he would grind on them where they lay. Also, he loved to fetch sticks..one time all excited, he picked up a long one and as he headed for the porch door...plunk went his body as he tried to enter at near full speed and flipped over the stick as the ends caught the door frame. All we could do was roll on the grass laughing!

I have two Shelties, which I believe is a collie/shetland sheepdog mix.
Sammie and Benny are there names, not really original but I didn't name them.

Any way, Benny is quite...vacant. He's pretty dumb, and yes I'm saying that about my own dog! I love him though.
Sammie is too, but I guess I didn't think he was as dumb as he is!
When Sam was a puppy, he loved to eat. And he still does.

So we leave and go to the store one day and come back to see him puking all over the place. So we try to find what he ate...and we find little evidence- all we found was a chewed up jar cover..

so a couple minutes later, my aunt says Wait...where's the Vaseline?!
Silence...
Sammie some how found a way to eat an entire jar of vaseline- and I mean the JAR included!
He was one sick puppy...poor Sammers! ='[

I have a Boxer/Rhodesian Ridgeback mix puppy that's really wild. His name is Beau and he loves attention. He weighs over 40 pounds now but he still tries to climb in my lap and lay like a baby so I'll rub his belly. But lately, if I'm sitting down talking on the phone and not paying attention to him...he'll ambush me. He'll stop playing and making noise and then all of a sudden I'll hear his little paws pounding the ground and when I turn, he kind of launches himself at me and knocks me over. Gee...I can't wait until he is full grown. .