What is your best "crazy ex" story?

I am in a state of complete disbelief, tonight.

Its been about six months since I told this girl that I am gay. I told her it was nothing personal.

Yesterday, when I had I am a stupid heathen written in silver Sharpie on the door of my 2009...

Chevy Cobalt SS, I didn't say anything. Nailpolish remover and a little bit of wax and it was gone.

Even when my boyfriend came home from work to tell me that his Malibu (2009, also) had been covered in cream donut and chocolate milk, I didn't say anything.

Today, both cars were covered in egg salad.

Don't ask me how she managed to make so much egg salad or how she took the hour drive from her house to get here in order to leave it on our cars, but she managed, somehow.

I have the security footage. She was out there for four hours, between two and six am (When someone went into the parking garage and found her) stuffing egg salad into every little crevice on each vehicle.

I brought my car to a friend to be cleaned and he actually had to take
out the tail lights in order to clean out all of the damn egg salad.

Tonight, I've told someone I'll give them fifty dollars in the morning if they'll watch the cars all night. I'm tempted to venture downstairs at 4am in order to check on them. She hasn't perminantly damaged either vehicle yet, but seeing as they're currently both parked right in front of the security cameras, I'm hoping she'll be smarter than to actually do that.

wtf.. what a crazy b***!!!
if your gay, your gay and you can't help that!!!
ffs.. she's got sum issues if she can't get over the break up after 6 months

you could press charges.. thats vandalism.. that would teach her a lesson!!

two of my exs were planning to rape and kill me they planned it all out infront of one of my friends and she told me
eventually one got over it bt the other one still wants to kill me
and the one that got over it carved my name all over his body with a nife
lol
another guy tried killing himself and I hada go get him and tell his cousins
none ever really did nething to me just themselves