What is the most stupid/corny joke you know?

I feel like laughing. So tell me your best stupid jokes.

I'll start. lol

What do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud
Why did the tomato blush...it saw the salad dressing.

HAHAH Sheep one was pretty good.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.

The other man replies, Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.

Loooll people.
The sheep one was awesome :DD

what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef.

what do you get when you cross a hippo and a lesbian?
a lickalottapuss.

a teacher is having a taste testing contest. the first kid she gives banana, and he says, mmm, banana? the second kid she gives bread, and she says, bread! the third kid she gives honey, and the kid is having a hard time figuring it out so the teacher gives him a hint. it's something your mommy calls your daddy. and the fourth kid yells, ewww spit it out! it's an a-hole!

what's the easiest way to have sex with a fat girl?
slap her thigh and ride the wave in!

LOL

a woman should master 70 things

cooking and 69

Q. What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a pile of sh*t?
A. Minimal .

Q. What is Micheal Jackson's favourite time?
A. Any time where the big hand touches the little hand, lol.

OMG!! that is hilarious!!!

Q. What is a penis most likely to ask a woman at the pool?
A. You need a snorkel?