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What is the best way to get drunk fast?

Asked by vickylaw about 1 year ago, 10 answers.

what is the best way to get drunk fast and not have your parents know your drunk?
and dont tell me im too young to drink .

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Answered by redbaritone on Jan 31, 2008, 09:37PM

Of course you're not too young to drink. Babies drink right after birth. Anyone can drink. The question is are you smart enough to drink alcohol? Some people never get smart enough to drink alcohol - regardless of their age. Consider this asshole:

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

a) His neighbors never smelled alcohol on his breath.
b) He didn't appear drunk at all. (He appeared DEAD.)
c) He probably thought he was clever.
d) He'd done it before, successfully.

So, if you think you're smarter than this guy, and that something like this would never happen to you -- go ahead. Knock yourself out.

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Answered by stephanief987 on Jan 20, 2008, 02:00PM
13829 answers

You want to get really drunk and expect a way for your parents not to know your drunk.
Wow, brilliant question... not.
Why not tell you that your too young? Feel a bit IRRESPONSIBLE do we?

Answered by sikashimmer on Jan 20, 2008, 02:02PM
3319 answers

It's not that you're too young to drink it's that underage drinking is illegal, period.

xox
Sika

Answered by plainwhitets on Jan 20, 2008, 02:05PM
550 answers

My brother got caught drinking with his friends when he was 13 and he almost went to prison and is friends DID. You don't want that to happen to yourself, it was disgusting, watching him so helpless, throwing up and yelling and saying things he meant but didn't mean. It's awful.

Answered by plainwhitets on Jan 20, 2008, 02:12PM
550 answers

Yeah, It shows. Alcholics run in my family, that's why I'm never going to drink...

Answered by funadvice on Jan 20, 2008, 02:12PM
53985 answers

I'm curious, what did you think the general response to this question would be? Did you really figure people would tell a 14 year old how to get wasted really fast and get away with it? Maybe you've been drinking already...

Answered by belindaleigh on Jan 20, 2008, 02:22PM
500 answers

Well it's not that hard.
Simply DRINK a lot
and you'll get drunk?

Easy enough.

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Answered by sikashimmer on Jan 20, 2008, 02:09PM
3319 answers

I have a friend that started drinking at about 13/14 and quickly became an alcoholic which led to many many other drugs like cocaine and marijuana. He's since cleaned up his act but due to DUI's he can't drive... his license is suspended for 10 years.

xox
Sika

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Answered by here2help on Jan 20, 2008, 03:17PM
682 answers

My friend is an alcoholic, and she's sixteen, she first started drinking when she was 14. (She made friends with the dirties) Yeah it's pretty sad... she had so many friends, but now they just call her a drunk whenever she isn't listening. Anyone in their right mind should not give advice on drinking to someone so young...

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Answered by akjoe on Jan 22, 2008, 01:25AM
18 answers

get a beer bong. pour three beers(of your choice) down it. repeat if needed.

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