What do you think of these assessments ?

What do you think of these assessments ?

COWS
Isn't it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they...

tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile/contradictory work environment.

All I can say is LOL, LOL, and that is meant as I am shaking my had and laughing and thinking of a bunch of others you could add to this list.

lol, these are amusing. Don't rightly think there's a cow for each illegal immigrant out there, though heh.

You laugh because it is so funny, then you laugh because it is so true.

Very Comical.
It's true that giving a cow to each elegal imigrant would be amusing. There is probably more besides these 3 assesments. They are all great and humorous.

The 10 Commandments not being posted on a courthouse wall I totally understand and agree with, especially in the United States. Why? Because The US Government isn't Christian!

Stated in the Treaty of Tripoli, As the government of the US is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion...

If you've got 10 commandments you live by, that's your choice. Don't expect everyone else to go along with it, and certainly don't force it.

Isn't it just a _little_ bit hypocritical to criticize ignorance of the constitution, then in the very next paragraph, go on about posting the 10 commandments in a government facility, given that the US constitution (and the first amendment) are the very documents that enforce separation of church and state?

Unknot your panties, it's a joke and frankly a hilarious one, but you probably have to be an American to truly appreciate it.

Unknot your panties, it's a joke and frankly a hilarious one, but you probably have to be an American to truly appreciate it.

I thank my lucky stars I'm not American...

Me too

Illegal aliens are GREAT people, and they have every right to be here especially if they're from poor southern American countries.

Way too much generalization niocnil. Not all illegal aliens are 'GREAT' people. Many are a drain on our economy and health care system. There are some hard working ones, but just what gives them more right to be here than those who attempt to immigrate legally?

And until you bone up on world economics a bit more, there are a number of countries who have worst conditions than countries in South America. Or is it ok for brown skinned people to come in but not black skinned?

seao2florida: Actually, before you tell someone to bone up on world economics a bit more, perhaps you should study your own country's economy. The US relies on the cheap labour of illegal immigrants to do many jobs that Americans can't or won't do. And employers are free to exploit them, because being illegal, they have no-one to turn to.

If the US actually did succeed in stopping illegal immigration, expect a sudden nosedive in certain sectors as their pool of cheap labour dries up.

ok, I'm not american however...

the cow thing, wouldn't work, after all, half of texas would be out of stock if you had to supply everyone to track them!

the constitution, as far as I am aware, america is more patirotic than any country I know!

and as for commandments..they have long been manipulated by men in power, so why should now be any different?