Welcome!


Join more than 152,000 members on FunAdvice to ask questions, share advice, photos and make new friends today.
FunAdvice RSS for this page:
Rss_feed

Vegetarian poem

i like vampires Asked by fizzpop12 about 1 year ago, 4 answers.

I have to do this homework about this poem. When I first read, I laughed. What do you think of it?

Vegetarians are cruel, unthinking people.

Everybody knows that a carrot screams when grated.

That a peach bleeds when torn apart.

Do you believe an...

orange insensitive

To thumbs gouging out its flesh?

That tomatoes spill their brains painlessly?

Potatoes, skinned alive and boiled,

The soil’s little lobsters.

Don’t tell me it doesn’t hurt

When peas are ripped from the scrotum,

The hid flayed off sprouts,

Cabbage shredded, onions beheaded.

Throw in the trowel

And lay down the hoe.

Mow no more

Let my people go!

yupp Answered by fake_fingernails on Aug 11, 2008, 05:27AM
1095 answers

hehe, I copied it and saved it...
it's very catchy

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Aug 11, 2008, 05:29AM
53821 answers

Its interesting...hmmm I can't really explain it the last line sounds like it has a meaning that's not a laughing matter! Yet I giggeled when I first started reading it!! I'll just say its Very interesting!! happy

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Aug 11, 2008, 05:42AM
53821 answers

haha its awesome

This sucks... Answered by popcornkernel on Aug 14, 2008, 01:00PM
110 answers

I'm a vegetarian I still found that funny. I'M SORRY VEGGIES! I certainly have a different view now... :P

Answer this Question: "Vegetarian poem"

Your Answer: HTML is not allowed.


Our members said the answers on this page also answer the following questions:


Vegetarian poem?, Vegetarianism poem?, Vegetarians are cruel unthinking poem?, Funny vegetarian poem

Writing & Literature Photos

emo poempoememo_poem

Share this question

Copy and paste this code:
It will display on your blog or site like this:
Vegetarian poem