What are some words to tease my boyfriend

Hey people of funadvice, I want to know some words that I can tease my boyfriend with on the phone I don't want words about sex or anything like what I'm wearing, because we are not gonna go through sex yet that's a deal we both made, I just want some...

words that are very good that will tease him, I realy wanna pretend that these are just random words coming out of my mouth I want to tell him things that will drive him crazy that will get him horny but he will still know that he wont touch me, I want to tell him words on the phone that will tease him but I don't want anything about sex, I hope you guys understood what I mean I want to pretend that it's just words coming out of my mouth and pretending I did not mean to get him horny, please help me out it's a chance you can't lose so please give me advice on how to tease him withbout any words that are about sex or what I'm wearing. Thx for reading I hope you answer this : ]

ok if you want something that teases without using sex

this doesnt work cause most tease words have to do with tha

if you want to tease him then whyd you make up the sex rule

your being a hypocrit

Ya that is true it's not like we don't talk about sex we do but I don't want to bring it up I want him too than I want to start teasing him so Any help

ohhh! you mean you wanna say something that seems like something you would always say, but has a dirty meaning
like...hmmm...dammit! I dripped something down my shirt/pants/whatever
like that? man its harder then it seems. lol

How about the classic, Hey, what's up? Oh I just got out of the shower...it was great

thx for the advice alwaysdreambig