Weird laws

Anybody know any cooky/weird laws? Like funny one's that don't make any sence. I want to know. I don't know I just like knowing random stuff and I'm too lazy to look them up. So hurry ya stupid people. Lol sry I should be nicer, ehem okay would you...

please be so kind as to give me some un-normal laws you might know? Yes. Why thank you kind sir/lady.
There... That was better

Here are some just from MY state: Louisiana

“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.
A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
It is illegal to gargle in public places

I'll find the site for you, there are SO many hilarious ones.
http://www.dumblaws.com/

I heard in Denmark you can be arrested for wearing a mask!?! LOL! and yes, you should be nicer to people!!! Especially when you want a question answered! anyway, that's one I heard

=P thanks you so very much guys (there nice enough??) hehe just kidding

In Florida:
You can't fart in public after 6pm
Cows in the bathroom are illegal
It's illegal to keep horses in the living room
It's illegal to molest a garbage can
It's considered an offence to bathe naked
It's illegal to keep ice cream in your pockets
In Key West chickens are considered an endangered species

Missouri:
It's illegal to sell fireworks to state residents
If cattle is in front of your vehicle you must dissemble your vehicle reassemble it in the bushes
Before entering a town's province, if you intend on doing any crime, you must call the town sheriff first.

For the Entire USA
It's illegal to come in contact with an alien species. If a person does in contact with an alien species they will be fined $1,500(but the government claims they don't exist)

Canadian Laws:

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
Wooden logs may not be painted.
You may never use dice to play craps.
It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
Driving on the roads is not allowed.
When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
(Etobicoke) Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.
(Guelph) The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
(Ottawa) It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.