Ways to mas*erba*e

I am 15 years old and I am a male. I want to know some really kinky ways to mas*erba*e. like stick stuff up my anal and other stuff. I also want to know some ways to have an awesome org**m. please respond.

Hey,
If you dont have any toys, then you prob wont want to ask your parents for them. if you have a vibrating flosser, that will work great. and it feels great once its ^ there. Or other stuff like pens or pencils. basicly anything round and long.

For God's sake make sure you have a way to get it back out again. Going to the ER with a pencil up your ass is no fun.

im guessing it wouldnt