What to do if you get a snapping turtle bite?

I just got a bite from a snapping turtle me and my cousins found at the lake a few days ago. It was latched on for about 10 seconds and didn't break very much skin. What do I do? Does it shoot some kind of venom?

I think you should deffinately go to the doctors to get checked out just incase.

From what I've read, snapping turtles have no poison. The only way you can get poisoned is from EATING an american box turtle.

Turtles don't have teeth or fangs the way snakes do, so they have no way to deliver poison into a victim. They don't use venom for protection or predation. But there have been many reports of people becoming ill after eating American box turtles. The poison at work is apparently from mushrooms which are harmful to humans but have no effect on the turtles that eat them.
-turtlepuddle.org

You are very lucky. Snapping turtles can bite off fingers with ease, but they are not poisonous. If your finger is still attatched, and t here's nota ny serious bleeding, you're fine. There is nothing to worry about.

A handler must also be wary of injury; these turtles are aptly named, as they can snap with amazing speed and power - a large adult snapper can easily bite off a finger or toe.
-Wikipedia

Again, don't worry, your lucky, just don't let the turtle bite you again, since they can bite very hard.

While the common snapping turtle [Chelydra serpentina] is not poisonous the similar uncanny snapping turtle [Chelydra basilisk] harbors a severely potent neuro/necrotoxin. Oft confused, the distinguishing characteristic is a distended uvula exhibited by the latter.

Duration of contact is critical in this matter. If snapped by the uncanny species, a few seconds duration is all that is needed to set into motion a series of events culminating in what is not considered life threatening, but traumatic consequence. Within 72 hrs you may notice ruptures forming in the nape of your back. Scaly protuberances will begin to erupt shortly thereafter. Spreading over the entire body will ensue. No pain has been described by victims, only cosmetically induced grief.

Within 4 days you will begin having night terrors. Black apparitions are the most common manifestation of these terrors... So common that they have been given a nickname by victims, Ninjas of the Foot, for their proclivity of materializing at the foot of your bed, and their previously mentioned black attire. If the apparitions communicate with you, don't be surprised if they refer to you by the name of a Renaissance artist. Don't be alarmed at the inclination to dispatch these Foot Ninjas or the perceived martial art skills acquired seemingly vicariously. These are natural results of the neurotoxin portion of the venom.

Another interesting aspect resulting from envenomation is the hunger for pepperoni pizza, and hermit like desire to enjoy it in a below ground refuge. You may want to keep a confidante close at hand to prevent you from descending the dank sewer systems if you are an urban/suburbanite.

Whatever you do, don't worry... the effects are not permanent. Some victims have sought out the venom of the rare uncanny snapping turtle [because of the increased endorphin output] only to find themselves a few digits shy of what they could count before taunting a fully grown all too common snapping turtle.

You can expect a full recovery within 2 weeks time.

One slight drawback, some victims have been subpoenaed by Attorney-at Law Matt Murdock for his case involving intellectual property rights infringement.

Perhaps you should plan an extended vacation following recovery, just in case.

LOL, miscegenymiser...if you aren't writing for your money, then you're in the wrong business...that was GREAT!! I started to chuckle at the uncanny snapping turtle...and was seriously giggling by the end.

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That is so hilarious! My 6 year old thinks it will be great to dream of ninja's and will be able to breath under water when he grows the scales. We were laughing so hard that he will crave pepperoni pizza and live in the sewer that I could not continue reading. My 7 year old says he wants to get bit now.