How to be thin fast?

I want to be skinny and fast. I dont care about the risks. really, I dont. trust me I really really REALLY DON'T! so, can someone help me. and dont give stupid answers like cutting off you arm or leg or some s-h-I-t!

p.s. srry to sound like a bich but I...

hate smart asses! : )

One of your questions asks if you should get help for bulimia, so most likely, you're already skinny. Probably too skinny, so I have a question for you. Did you get help with that or not? It sounds like no, so maybe you should try again.

if you really really dont care about the risk then do something stupid like gag yourself but only if you really dont care

First let me apologize... I'm in an extremely sarcastic mood tonight.

thin2death - are you predicting your fate or what here?

You want to be skinny and fast...so do some extremely healthy eating and some extremely good exercises.

If you do a crash diet you'll just gain it all back plus some. Or you could become the dangerously unhealthy skinnyfat (kinda like the livingdead - two things at once) Where you appear skinny but you have high amounts of cholesterol and have the health of an obese person. (impeding heart attack anyone?)

Seriously I don't understand this dying to be thin stuff... no one is going to be pining for you in a hospital bed.

You could cut off your arms or legs.

***p.s. srry to sound like a bich but I hate smart asses! : )***

Well... we hate DUMB asses!

Have a biscuit.

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