The rooster...

If a rooster is sitting on top of a pointed roof, and it's sitting exactly in the center... And it lays an egg... Which way would the egg roll, to the left? Or to the right? Or would it stay balanced at the top?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

lol shhh, your sposed 2 let the other people mess it up first

hahahahahaha

how bout... uhmm... A guy was shot up while he was in his car.. The cops found his body riddled with bullets, yet there were no bullets in the car.. All of the windows were up and all of the doors were locked the whole time from the inside. There was nobody found in his car, and no fingerprints and the killer did not wear gloves. How did the killer shoot him?

roosters cant lay eggs! haha good one

uh did he OD

the killer dude put him in a different car lol I dk

lol keep guessin, I'll tell ya'll 2morro if no one gets it

NO WAIT HE HAD BULLETS DID HE SHOOT HIMSELF

nope, not a suicide, I should have put that in the question..

got anymore

I got to go for the night, I'll be back 2morro

ok... im thinkin there was a sunroof, or a convertible?! its bugging me now!!!

haha I did know the riddle about the rooster, but about the other one I dont know you are making me think too much lol but still with no clue haha

YEAH A CONVERTIBLE!!! WHOO HOO!! now I can go to sleep...lol

lol yea got it right moe214 lol.. it was a convertible lol

I'm pretty sure that if a rooster *did* lay an egg, it would lean toward the left.