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Instead of the traditional descriptive commands, why not venture out a bit further and talk about fantasies? Make sure its with the idea that these things can never be fulfiilled, e,g he loves the idea of having 6 wives and making them all pregnant at the same time... -- fun, imaginative, safe. You tell him what you'd like to do to him... in that realm of fantasy, you want to be abducted by Brad Pitt and Captain Crunch, LOL.
But back to the immediate problem. men love to hear you talk about their naughty bits and so, find all the various words for the 'unit', tool, apparatus, and all the 4 lettered varieties, and pick some nice hot descriptions mostly relating to size and hardness even if he's neither. Gigantic, enormous, omg so swollen head, tell him its the most perfect one in the world and you think about it almost non stop when you're not with him... the more you do, the more creative you get once you see how much he loves it.
ok thanks, I'll try it... I ahve thought of some words for the 'tool' already lol thanks






How to talk dirty?
my boyfriend really likes me to talk dirty with him... but I often run out of things to say and always end up repeating myself... I realy need some tips or new sexual phrases or soemthing as I dont want him to go off me, and I do think its a fun part of sex.