Stranded on another planet?

Ok heres the skinny yo...
you wind up falling into a teleport of some kind right and wind up on some rock in andromeda, with large ammounts of air...you somehow have a choice of what you can have transported to you (No death is not an option, nor is no answer)
have to pick one set...which would it be? and why?...if you have a good use for any items also state that...

set 1 (Deserted...No life..unless you count yours)
-Jessica Albas severed head
(For 'relations' and what not)
-Game System with whatever game you choose
-Banana
-unlimited Tissue
-Internet

Set 2 (parts of planet inhabited by apes)
-Janet Reno the gate keeper to all your food and water
(she wont let you have them for free...)
-Large Tub of BBQ sauce and 2 fat Chicks/Dudes
-Dildo
-laxatives

Set 3 (Planet inhabited by zombies)
-four used condom, Ducktape, Rope, Footlong hotdog
-Pumpkin, Carving Knife
-Me, you, .357magnum which you have possession of
(only 2 shots)

lol
id say set 1
but does the head have to be severd...y cant I just get the whole package?

Set 2, atleast that has unlimited food, though I wouldnt mind a gun hmm mayb I could trade with the apes...rather have a planet inhabited by zombies...but if I have free food, laxatives and the overweight people and a dildo I suppose it would certainly be interesting...ohh a bbq sauce, quite suggestive indeed.

DEF. the first one.

I don't care for Jessica Alba, I'd just bury her head. But I could portion of the banana and have unlimited access to any food on the island (since its deserted) AND Have Internet and video games. YEAH.

I personally choose option 1 because free internet means porrrnnn
and myspace
but my downer of a friend ali (who hates myspace) chooses option 3 because she's a communist ('NO I'm not' schnuff schnuufff') and oh and bc it sounds cool and she likes pumpkins and dickied's pen*s

Option 1. You like hypotheticals, don't you?