Some good sayings...quotes or one-liners?

Whats some good sayings, quotes or one-liners you know.

If it's something deep and complex, please try to decipher the meaning for the simple people.

something like... Before you rush onto the elevator of life, make sure its not going to the basement. ? like that or something like... Energizer bunny arrested... charged with battery? lol hope I helped

Love for all that's right,and Hope for all that's wrong
Live free or Die hard
If at first you don't succedTry and Try again
Love or Lost
Don't worry be Happy
Make life worth watching
If you want a friend,then be a friend
Work hard or hardly work
If you want something,Work for it
Give respect to Recive respect

{~*([I hope I helped out])*~}

hmp
every thing happes for a reason

live life to its fullest

never say never

dont fight to be loved fight for what you love

be with who makes you happy

party like an effin rockstar!

an when life gives you lemons you make lemon ade=]♥

we all know the moon isn't made of cheese, but if it was spare ribs, would you eat it? I know I would. -I'd ask for seconds, and polish it off with a tall budweiser. harry caray

the american dream is alive and well. I know, -I've lived it. Carl Karcher

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” russel crowe, gladiator

live the dream chip

only those who suffer can grow into beauty

a halo has only to fall a few inches before it becomes a noose

we cant all be heros, someone has to sit on the sidelines and clap as they go by

you cant have light without dark to place it in

the cloud goddess is ripe with rain babies (lol k this last one is from the simpsons but it always makes me laugh)

come to the ddark side we have cookies
You're a good friend but if zombies chase us I'm tripping you
Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver
When life gives ya lemons make hot chocolate then sit back as the world wonders how.

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes.. then you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes!

A wise woman kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe

There my 2 faves anyways=)

when life throws you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it...

never pat a burning dog.