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EVER WONDER .

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a...

long word?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

lol.

or why tarzan doesn't have a beard after all those years in the jungle?

ehehehehe I wuv you iwene XD

That stuff is SO funny and really gives you something to think about.

EVER WONDER .

umm, no. I can safely say I have never wondered any of those things, nor do I find them unusual!

I can put on mascara with my mouth closed ) not everyone open theyr mouth while putting it on...
and Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? huh ???

I dont get the sheep shrinking but okay.
and yeah I can put mascara on with my mouth closed =] but im just skilled that way =] haha

sheeps make wool, and water and heat make wool shrink..

also, why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

I dont get the sheep thing either

majority of those things can be explained if you actually think about it
and no I dodt wonder about those things, because I know most of them are explainable