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Santa vs. jesus

Asked by funadvice 11 months ago, 21 answers.

Who would win?

Answered by captainassassin on Dec 18, 2008, 10:04PM
6188 answers

***JESUS definitely could win against ANYONE***

Hmm... as I recall, the last time Jesus was in any kind of confrontation, he got whipped, flailed, beaten, spat upon, nailed to a big piece of wood, and stabbed with a spear.

He's a pacifist... not much of a fighter.

Actually, neither is Santa... this entire thread is pointless.

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Answered by nirvana12 on Dec 17, 2008, 07:46PM
293 answers

Probably Jesus. lol

Answered by yumiyukai on Dec 17, 2008, 07:47PM
2513 answers

Jesus!!! He has all the powers ever!!! Santa can't even fly!! His reindeer do that for him. happy

Answered by total_rockstar123 on Dec 17, 2008, 07:48PM
57 answers

JESUS definitely!!! happy

Answered by modernoccidentalphilosopher on Dec 17, 2008, 07:48PM
49 answers

Totaly Jesus. What kind of question is that?

Answered by bugsbe on Dec 17, 2008, 07:51PM
13 answers

Well I think that Santa because hes gangsta because he a click he got his little dwarfs to do all the dirty work for him. lol

Answered by justwonderin17 on Dec 17, 2008, 08:21PM
46 answers

UMMM JESUS!!!

Answered by toadaly on Dec 17, 2008, 08:28PM
4236 answers

Pilate had no problem with Jesus, and he didn't even have an army of elves or flying reindeer.

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Answered by captainassassin on Dec 18, 2008, 08:48AM
6188 answers

That depends... the REAL Jesus and Santa? Or the ones embellished by religion and folklore?

Answered by jimahl on Dec 18, 2008, 09:09AM
2608 answers

That would be a tough one, but chuch norris could kick both their butts... lol

Answered by twilightgrl911 on Dec 18, 2008, 01:30PM
173 answers

this is a gay question.

JESUS definitely could win against ANYONE.

Answered by funadvice on Dec 18, 2008, 01:43PM
53902 answers

Jesus would so win!!!

Answered by butterflygirl123 on Dec 18, 2008, 04:00PM
15 answers

Jesus!!! He has all the powers ever!!! Santa can't even fly!! His reindeer do that for him.

I AGREE I AM A CHRISTIAN

JESUS MADE SANTA HE MADE THIS WORLD

Answered by sillygirl006 on Dec 19, 2008, 08:59PM
1170 answers

...jesus...made...santa?
...

Answered by avim on Dec 21, 2008, 12:05PM
67 answers

*[Santa vs. Jesus...who would win?]

***Santa would win.

The secular world does NOT love Jesus...the secular world loves Santa because Santa is OF the world...he has replaced Jesus Christ as the object of WORSHIP of the Christmas season. When a child goes to Macy's, he does NOT go there too see the baby Jesus...he goes there to see Santa because Santa will give him candy and promise to fill his little stocking with goodies and stuff he wants.

Santa is the pawn of Satan...used by the secular world (I.e., merchandise system, humanists, unbelievers, etc.) to seduce and condition children from any spiritual believe in God at an early age...and mold them into conformance to the dictates of the world system whose god is Satan [I.e., the god of this world...2 Corinthians 4:4].

BOTTOM-LINE: The world LOVES Santa (I.e., the pawn of Satan ---the god of this world)...but HATES Jesus, the SON of the living God.

Avim

Answered by captainassassin on Dec 21, 2008, 08:53PM
6188 answers

I guess they should love you too... since you bear false witness on such a regular basis.

Why don't you explain everything that YOU do, to celebrate this Pagan holiday?

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Answered by sillygirl006 on Dec 22, 2008, 12:34AM
1170 answers

OK OK OK...
santa is NOT an evil pawn,
and captain, lol, I agree with the first half of your post happy

this question is quite ridiculous.

Answered by jimahl on Dec 24, 2008, 08:44AM
2608 answers

Avim is the looneyist thumper I have seen in a long time. He is fearful of an imaginary person who gives presents to children, and thinks the imaginary person is really working for satan.

It would be funny if he weren't so deranged.

Answered by captainassassin on Dec 24, 2008, 08:51AM
6188 answers

...an imaginary person who requires the children to be GOOD, in order for the gifts to be given. Yeah... so demonic...

Answered by sillygirl006 on Dec 24, 2008, 02:54PM
1170 answers

thank you for showing him the light, captain.

it's funny he mentions santa being of the devil because most christian sects think of santa as being symbolic of the savior being born and giving us the gift of everlasting life. apparently he missed that memo?