S.o.s,small boobez

ma girlfriend has small breasts,we want to get'em bigga but witout ny pillz or surgeryz, 'ny food or sumptin ? izit true that butter helps ? because I don really beleiv in that ?

I'm a girl, if you want my opinion. There's nothing that will help except surgery. There are no pills and no foods. Getting fat will give her bigger boobs, but also bigger everything, logically, so you'll just end up with a fat girl. Don't feed her McDonalds. And give up on the idea of making her boobs bigger - if you can't love her for what she is, you're not worth her time. What if she told you she wanted your d!ck to be bigger? How would that feel? It's the same situation - nothing will make it naturally grow. The difference is, most women don't ask their men to have their d!cks made bigger and don't care either, but men always want bigger-chested women. Stop whining and accept your girl as she is.

oh thanx man,u'v really bin help'in a lot,just'a note 4 uthaz,don sugest that I find'a new girlfriend :P

yup....that'll do I guess,SERIOUSLY ! I mean werz da gurlz here please

yup....that'll do I guess,SERIOUSLY ! I mean werz da gurlz here please

Why does it matter how big her breasts are? You should love every part of your girlfriend and appreciate her more. A womens body is special no matter how big or small her breasts are, or how overweight or underweight she is, or how ugly or pretty she is, appreciate everything she has to offer you, and don't try to change anything about her.

And by the way, get some freakin grammar lessons. I hate when people come on this site and ask questions with more miss spelled words than a 5 year old.

beenloved.. your one of those people I never will know but one of those people that get on my nerves... Who cares how a person types, writes, or whatever.. Who cares if they mispell and e thing.. I mean are you seriously MARKING what they type?!?!?!? Wierd!!!

n e way lad... as I was going to say.. tell her try excersie, go to the gym and tell the gym instructor that she wants her chest up.. Dunno if it'll help but there's this one Excerise that I cant describe on here that'll help.. Oh and how olds yah girl? I mean if shes young then chill out lad, it'll grow when she gets older you know what I mean?

IMIz

really the only way to make them get bigger is if she gains weight.. but then she'll be fat. do you want that? theres nothing wrong with small boobs. I have small boobs and everyone whos seen them says they'd rather have mine. big boobs arent always that great you know. both you and your girlfriend should just admire her body more often.

Really big breasts can also lead to back problems. She can wear a bra that pushes them up to make them look bigger. Just love her for who she is, not the size of her breasts.

I'm not saying their spelling has to be perfect. Just make what their saying a little clearer.

I'm taking beenloved's side on this one, being able to type coherently is necessary if you want people to help you and take you seriously. You dont need a PhD in Keyboardtology to be able to write legibly. I'm flunking out of school and my sentences are legible and make sense, if you want help just take the time to write something coherently to save people the trouble of figuring out exactly what you're trying to say, or you might miss out on some good advice.

Oh, and as for your question, this isn't the advice you want, but I'm going to say it anyway. Breast size doesn't matter, if you love her (which you most certainly don't, so that isn't the issue) then it won't matter how large her breasts are. I'm in love with a girl who isn't extraordinarily endowed, but I honestly don't care, and I wouldn't want her to be any different. If you have a problem with your girlfriends breast size, then you probably shouldn't stay in the relationship

This is funny, because beenloved makes a bunch of spelling mistakes herself. But I have to agree, this isn't a text message so words should at least be kept whole. Like what the F is 'anyone' ... it's not even a word, let alone misspelled. People are trying to be cool but don't see that they aren't.

eay,ma girlfriend wants'em bigga,nut that I don,but I really don care if it works or nut

Please inform me of ALL the spelling mistakes I have made, and I guarantee there will not be enough to make up an entire question.

OK. First of all, I am surprised that there is only a few people here with real answers and that can truly make sense of this question. Beenloved is right, why the hell would you come on this website with the most horrible slang, or whatever the hell it is. you sound like your 9, and nobody can understand it. It doesn't hurt to type normally. I should almost make sure your keyboard isn't broken before I tell you how annoying your spelling is, but I think it's just your mentality that's broken. and imiz you , your just a b*tch because you know damn well his grammer is annoying. Beenloved wasn't just b*tching like you are, she actually answered him properly and with CORRECT grammer the first time. It's idiots like you that p*ss me off. CLearly his grammer is screwed up and you know it.

And to answer your question,

I think your a selfish bastard who needs to go back to school. Be happy you have breasts, because how I see it you should still be sucking on your mothers. And, Whoever told him to fatten up his girlfriend just so she has chubby breasts is just a stupid. OPEN YOUR EYES. WHy the hell do you wan't to change your girl so much? You should love her how she is, every part of her, and if you don't then you don't deserve her.

Lastly,

***And, whoever told him to fatten up his girlfriend just so she has chubby breasts is just as stupid as he is***

no lastly. Im done.

lsn needsomehelp I really don giv'a F**K 'bout what you think of ma grammer, cant read it,don anser it,simple 'n eazy,I really beleive you shoud go see dr.phill,u need therapy girl,sum serious issuez,....
btw,da 1rst step iz admit'in it

Your saying needsomehelp needs therapy? Your the one who wants to get your girlfriends breasts bigger. Accept people for what they have, and if you can't do that, your the one who needs some help triple_a.

well im a girl and I understand about small boobs I used to have them try this exercise every day take your hands push together as hard as possible right in front of chest hold as long as you can it works muscls in arms and pushes out the boob area hope it works bye

Since you asked, beenloved:

- 'A womens body' --> 'A woman's body'
- 'I hate when people...' --> 'I hate it when people...'
- 'miss spelled' --> 'misspelled'
- '5 year old' --> '5-year-old'
- 'what their saying' --> 'what they're saying'
- 'Your saying' --> 'You're saying'
- 'Your the one' --> 'You're the one'
- 'your girlfriends' - 'your girlfriend's'
- 'your the one' - again --> 'you're the one'

Since you asked, here they are. Enough for a question? You seem to have a consistent problem with apostrophes and contractions. It's still remarkably better than most people on here thought. But who am I to judge, I'm not even a native speaker.

And what the f*ck is wrong with the yellow box... it seems to appear automatically on anything that's posted as new right now. Weird.

HI! How old are both of you? Childish...Hahaha

The only thing that will make boobs bigger is breast implants!! Exercises wont do it, and gaining weight doesnt mean the fat will go to her chest area. Theres a lot of heavy woman, and a good portion of them DONT have big boobs!

yeah for once angel fire is right I know a lot of heavy girls and most of them are flat! And the guy who posted this question....if the breast sisze is really concerning your girlfriend then she needs to get breast inplants because its the only thing that works.

Oh for fucks sake. People its a frigging advice board on how to make this young man's girlfriends breasts bigger not a fucking grammer lesson who cares how we speak as long as you can make out the words if you can't ask them to type a little clearer not bang on about it insulting their ways.

Now then getting to the point. How big are het breasts? Because I'm sure she is no smaller than me and I hate who I am but we are meant to be how we are meant to be.

Now STFU with the whole insulting on spelling mastakes and what not and focus of helping this guy.

btw does butter actually help?

get a life. your girlfriend's breast size isn't going to change unless she gets implants, which are gross (they actually have to cut open her breasts and insert silicone gel packs. eew.)

all I have to say is...triple_a, go back to school and learn some decent grammer!!!

Play with em love em suck em rub em even kiss kiss em. Then do it some more have her play with them and show us the results. All that love and attention they will grow!

Why, would you want them bigger? Remember, if you marry her and grow old together she won't have a bellybutton between her nipples. Size don't mean a thing!

I love small boobs.

hahaha this is so entertaining.

I swear all boys are assholes.
All they care about is titties and a**
theres more to life then boobies.

boys are like that, probly because they haven't seen em before and don't know what they are. LOL

Small boobs rock!

Naaa that does not work. You just end up with buttery boobs. contact me.

Are you asking this to help your GIRLFRIEND, or are you asking this because you want this from her?

If you really like your girlfriend, you shouldn't care about her flaws - you should only see her perfections. Small boobs? Who cares?

And butter does not work. Who's ever heard of wiping butter on your boobs, or eating more of it to get boobs?

I'm sorry. The only real way of getting boobs (w/out surgery, implants, pills, etc.) is getting fat, because boobs are made of fat. The more she works out, the more her boobs (fat) disappear, slightly. But would you rather have a fit girlfriend with abs, or a fat girlfriend, with fat boobs?

Anyway, she might still be not fully developed yet. I know a woman who didn't get real boobs until she was in her late 20s!

okay. One. I can hardly understand what your saying. Please. For the good of humanity. Pick up a spelling and grammer book.
Two. I can hardly belive someone could be so cruel as to tell your girlfriend you want her boobs bigger. I bet your not even a guy. Your a girl with small boobs but your to self centered to admitt it!
And Three. Lavender my friend. Lavender has been linked to breast growth. I dont know how well it will work but tell 'your girlfriend' to bathe in lavender and tea tree oils. Good luck you. Well not really. Actually I hope her boobs dont grow an inch and you learn to love and accept her for her. If your even a guy, and your talking about your girlfriend...

What are you talking about...small boobies are so IN!! Be happy for who she is...you dont sound like a very goood boyfriend sorry

xxforgiveme

I agree. A real boyfriend will love her how she is. And please, take 30 seconds and check your spelling and grammar. People who post comments and questions like that only tell the whole world how stupid they are. Maybe you have an underdeveloped brain, that's why you can't really love her. That would explain the spelling thing too...my advice, see a doctor!

YOUR A N0B mate!!!

If you really cared for her why would this even matter!!

Big breasts don't do anything smaller ones don't.. and I am highly sure you ain't perfect...

I HOPE SHE DUMPS YOU

Your pretty lame if you like your girlfriend just for her boobz >=0
guys like you make me sick >=P

Your pretty lame if you like your girlfriend just for her boobz >=0
guys like you make me sick >=P

If she eats a lot of carrots everyday they should get bigger or if you have a lot of sex they will get bigger..