Rip one

This is a comedy song I just came up with,has to do with something I did at school and it's called Rip One

Going on with my day riding the bus to school like I have been since the start of school
While on the way to school I just start to think of...

ways I can make it an awesome day
Half way to the school and yet I still don't have a thing in mind and it sucks so much
After 8 minutes of riding the bus I have a few ideas but knowing none should be done
Asking my friends would be a bad idea cause I don't wanna be snitched on
School sucks when there isn't anything fun going on but I'll come up with something

When we got to school it had already started and I was late to my class - oh damn
Knocking on the door luckily she let me off the hook seeing I'm never tardy
Sitting down in my seat I finally come up with the best thing ever
Waiting for someone to bend over and soon I found my cue
When everyone's eyes are facing forward they didn't expect it but that's when it happened
Chris ripped one

I ripped one - he ripped one - everybody ripped one
So much funk in here I just can't breathe cause it just stinks so badly
I need to get out of here
Cause someone ripped one

He got mad and looked at me but I lied saying it wasn't me
Trying to hold my laugh in the best I can I don't think I can
Seeing at the corner of my eye he's looking at me waiting for me to bust a huge laugh
After 20 minutes of holding it in I see others bending over
Just not pulling it off so I don't blow my cover
I think they know it was me all along but nobody ever spoke I just wonder why

I ripped one - he ripped one - everybody ripped one (2x)
So much funk in here I just can't breathe cause it just stinks so badly
I need to get out of here
Cause someone ripped one

Thinking my plan had worked I thought wrong
When it 4th period I bent over to get a cap for the marker I was using
Out of nowhere I hear a rip - oh fu*k was that my pants?
Hearing a whole grip of laughs and I now know it was
Reaching behind grabbing my pants and people thinking I crapped myself - wtf?
Gosh this is so damn embarrassing

I ripped one - he ripped one - everybody ripped one
So much funk in here I just can't breathe cause it just stinks so badly
I need to get out of here
Cause someone ripped one

Having to walk around the school for 2 more periods people looking at me weird
Sucks cause I'm holding my pants from behind
Why did this have to happen to me - all I did was make a loud fart sound
I guess this is what I get for that
Or I can just keep on and not give a crap of whatever happens next to me
I'm naturally crazy when it comes to farting well making others think they did that is
Ha ha sucks for me cause people keep asking me if I crapped myself

I ripped one - he ripped one - everybody ripped one (4x)
So much funk in here I just can't breathe cause it just stinks so badly
I need to get out of here
Cause someone ripped one

Don't fart for someone else - especially when you rip your pants doing something else
Not a smart thing to do but hey it's just me or is it you?

What did you think of my song?

song written by maggot4
influenced by Eminem's We Made You

very interesting, I must say..

uhh...was this a serious attempt at song-writing?

This is NOTHING compared to Eminem..
You honestly need to stop being so untalented.
yer making rap look like shit.
Who writes about stuff like this?!
-_-