Random sex advice

I need random sex advice
what does it mean if your partner passes out after sex? is this good? does this mean that im good at sex?
or that I did a good job?
what does it mean if your partner cant walk after only playing with her vag? is this good?

umm no!! you're so0o up yourself LOL

umm it might mean she tight and you were too rough on her, therefore she is in pain!!!

and she said it didnt hurt

no she isnt a virgin a popped her cherry last holloween
this happened on saint patricks day

if I have lil ozing bumps on my penis, what is that?

if she cant walk its a good thing.
when a guy is good at it, it makes our legs weak.
that means your great at pleasing her.