Quotes

any body know some good quotes? if so tell me please and thank you

'fear paralyzes, curiosity empowers, be more interested then afraid'

Well I didn't make these up, but here are some funny ones from a show called Invader Zim:

-'Woah! Look at that trash can!'

-'Why do you have to have a head?'

-'Processing... PROCESSING!!!'

-'I need you to listen very, very, very very very, very, very, VERY carefully.'
'...what?'

-'What? What is this? Who are you?'
'I am-'
'Who are you?'
'I am-'
'Who are you?'

-'Gir! Come to the observatory!'
'Yeees?'
'What have you done to the telescope?'
'Nothin'...'
'You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?'
'I know, I'm scared too!'

-'Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. '

-'You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a PITIFUL FAILURE! Stupid, stinking humans!'
'Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?'
'Of course; they're right over there.'

-'Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!'
'But I haven't been eating corn'
'Liar!'

-'You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!'
'Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.'

-'Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?
'Yes it is, Zim! It fell fro...'
'Isn't it?'
'I said it was! Man, Zim, you have a problem with listening.'
'ISN'T IT?'

-'Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!'

-'By the way Zim, it’s not called parent-teacher night. It’s called Zim-doom-parent, Zim-doom-Zimmy-doom... night. He he heh! Watch out for that puppy.'

-'NOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!'
'Tak: Part two is-'
'NO! MY BEAUTIUL BASE! NO!'
'Part two is-'
'NO! MY BEAUTIUL BASE!'
'Part two-'
'NO!'
'Okay I'm-'
'NO!'
'Okay I'm going.'
'But you didn't tell me about your plan.'

-'A hunter destroyer-'
'What is it?!?'
'A hunter destroyer-'
'What is it?!?!'
'...A hunter destroyer machine.'

I can sum up everythig I have learned in just three words...LIFE GOES ON...

1Pe 4:8
And above all things have fervent charity among yourselves: for charity shall cover the multitude of sins.

2Co 12:9
And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me

2Ti 2:15
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

Isa 40:31
But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

Ec 7:3
Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.

LOVE ALL TRUST A FEW DO WRONG TO NONE...

some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead--Charles Bukowski

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.--George Carlin

some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead--Charles Bukowski

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.--George Carlin

some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead--Charles Bukowski

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.--George Carlin

If it's something you can't control don't worry about it but if it's something you can then do something about it.

uumm here are some ...

imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring' ( maralyn monroe)

make new friends, but keep the old, because new friends are silver but old friends are gold.

life is too short, so live it up, fulfill your dreams, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness, hug who you can, forgive when you should, love longer, laugh harder, smile bigger. life is a garden... dig it

hope they help gemma x x