How would you ladies act out ultimate revenge?

Your at a night club with you two best friends, for a long over due girls night out. Your having fun dancing and sipping drinks but an annoying guy keeps pestering you. He just won't get the hint, you even use the we're lesbians trick on him to no avail. Her's where the question gets fun. Out of your purse you pull out a remote control with the ability to shrink the dirt ball down to the size of a bug. Would you use it? How would you act out your ultimate revenge?

I'm just looking for a funny, creative answer. Please have fun with this, and let your imagination soar.

Tell him you ladies are with your church group or in a class conducting a study. You are not there to socialize but 'thanks'... now, if the bastard insutls you, pull out that remote and have your galpals pull theirs out too!!!!

Paula

I think you have a silly fetish and you're looking to get off on what we women would do with a shrunken man. Bukowski wrote a short story about this very topic.

Hey a fetish is a fetish, it's all good, but you ain't foolin' me none.