Am I pregnant or not?

ok. I am 2 days late for my period. I am nauseous, sometimes constipated, always tired, my stomach has gotten SLIGHTLY bigger, when pressure is put on my stomach it begins to hurt. when I eat I feel sick to my stomach. I have headaches and urinate frequently. my breasts are tender and very sore, and I have acne all over my face and I NEVER get more than a couple of pimples on my face normally. this has been going on for a few weeks now. last month I thought I had my period, but I didn't cramp much and it wasn't heavy at all and it only lasted for a few days. I know I have lots of the symptoms of being pregnant, but is there any other explanation for these feelings?

I know I should go get tested, but I don't have a job right now or a car. [I know... how can I take care of a baby with no job? well I just moved back home to my parent's house because my boyfriend started abusing me, so I lost my job and car and now I am looking for a job.

anyway, please help me!

thank you so much for your time.

since you are just two days late, probably you should use those urine pregnancy tests.
better to wait for 2 more days when those tests would really avoid giving false results.

and hey.. cant you just go along??

First of all, all of the signs and symptoms mean nothing, because you wouldn't experience any of them this early in the game.

Just take a damn pregnancy test.