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Pick up lines :d

Asked by loveisawesome 3 months ago, 12 answers.

What are some of your favorite pickup lines you find funny or lame? Here are some of my favorite pickup lines that I find lame hah - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night long,
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been...

touched by an angel? ,
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Where are you from, Heaven?
haha Thats all I can think of right now lol

Answered by dontworryok on Jul 28, 2009, 12:47PM
758 answers

Ey baby!! I got the dictionary tattooed on my penis, so why don't you let me come over and put some words in your mouth!...it worked once! happy

Answered by jlw82 on Jul 28, 2009, 12:51PM
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Good one, dontworryok. Girls love a guy that can make her laugh...

The lamest one I can think of is when Quagmire from Family Guy (love that show!!) said 'If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.' So dumb. lol

Answered by loveisawesome on Jul 28, 2009, 12:58PM
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haha That was a good one never heard it be4 lmao :D Oh bob I love family guy too lol

Answered by 91jchevy87ec on Jul 28, 2009, 01:01PM
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If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as pretty as you, I'd have only one dollar.

Answered by davies999 on Jul 28, 2009, 01:05PM
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do you want to come to my house and watch porn on my 50 inch plasma! haha read that somewhere once...very lame haha

Answered by loveisawesome on Jul 28, 2009, 01:06PM
324 answers

haha wow that is lame lmao

Answered by onyx3000 on Jul 28, 2009, 01:22PM
228 answers

Are you from Tennessee because your the only 10 I see.lol I love that one because I am from Tennessee.

Answered by strife on Jul 28, 2009, 03:00PM
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Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. lol

Answered by dwb91 on Jul 28, 2009, 04:25PM
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Baby I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on my table and do you all night long.

Lol best nerdy pickup line I've ever heard.

Answered by rebelicious16 on Jul 28, 2009, 06:47PM
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haha a guy once said hey I've got some skittles in my mouth .. wanna come taste the rainbow ? haha

Answered by kristenn_brookee on Jul 28, 2009, 07:38PM
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aha, some guy said this to me once. happy

''Is there a mirror in your pant cause I see myself in them'' :D

Answered by freezexx on Jul 29, 2009, 10:45AM
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lmfao those are really funny oness!

is your dad a terrorist, because your da bomb

baby are your feet tired, because youve been runnin threw my mind

if you were a new burger at McDonals I'd call you McLovin.

[those are frm my school paper thing frm what I can remmber] lol

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