Pick up lines

Ok people... What's the cheesiest or funniest or weirdest pick up line you have ever heard or, by chance, given?

I'm just wondering

hahah nick jonas says one thats like
"sugar dont be to sweet,im diabetic"

hess soo cute

Ha probably this:

He says: "Did it hurt?"

Girl says: "Did what hurt?"

He says: "When you fell from Heaven?"

Lamest thing I've ever heard but the diabetic one is pretty funny too lol.

GUY: 'Excuse me, but did it Hurt ?

GAL: 'Did what Hurt ?

GUY: 'When an angel like you fell from Heaven ??'

Your dad must of been a baker when you have buns like those.

GUy: girl your feet must hurt
Girl:why?
GUY:because you been running through my mind

woah! was that an earthquake bc you just rocked my world.

I have so many pick up lines its not even funny. lol

nice legs! what time are they open?

how bout the one that says.."I know you must be tired,because you been running through my mind all day!"
Do you have a map? because Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Do you have a band-Aid? because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on! Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. Baby, somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel! Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? ...lol that is just a few I have heard..

I've had a few dusies like someone licking there finger then touching your shirt and saying lets get you out of those wet clothes. Or saying oh are you a professional dancer... can you give me some lessons... said to me in my earlier days of going clubbing with friends. Or when I was working as a waitress in this family restaraunt a boy came up to me (I was 16 and so was he roughly) and he got his whole family like mums and dads and grandparents to sit on the chairs in the lobby and wait while he came to the counter and handed me this tiny piece of paper folded up with his phone number and then ran off I didnt even have time to tell him I had a boyfriend (and the funny thing is my boyfriend at the time was working with me that night) heheh

But one that stuck into my head was when One guy came up to me once in a club when I was dancing and said I was thinking bout you last night and I said huh? do I know you? he said I was thinking about you as I watched our future children go down the sink.. I looked him like what the f*ck? and he did pretending to pullhis pen** actions... ahh just not right!

do you have a band aid?
cause I scraped my knee fallling for you.

can I borrow your library card
cause I want to check you out

are you a burgular
cause you stole my heart

do you have a map
cause I got lost in your eyes

wooo thats all I've heard lol

HaHa My Brother Says This All The Time
*Boy* Was Your Daddy A Theif?
*Girl* No Why?
*Boy* Cus Someone Stole All The Stars From The Sky And Put Them In Your Eyes
Lol

the worse is:
"can I have your number? cause I seem to have lost mine"

lame:
"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

sweet one:
"I've had a bad day and it always makes me happy to see a pretty girl smile... will you smile for me?"

funny ones:
"I'm like milk, cause I'll do your body good"
"is your daddy a terrorist?...cause girl, you are the bomb"
"can I have your library card?... cause I am checking you out"
"do you eat a lot of lucky charms?... cause you look magicaly delicious!"
"do you like campbelle's?... cause you look um ummm good!"
"you've got a nice pair of legs... what time do they open?"
"I lost my teddy bear... will you sleep with me?"

whoaaa!! that's a lot... I know I know more... but I just can't remember them :P anyhoo enjoy =)

ok here's one I heard

boy: are you mixed?

girl: ummm...no I don't think so. why?

boy: Oh, cause I thought you were mixed with beautiful and sexy

it was something stupid like that.

Is their a Keg in your pants cause I'd love to tap it...

Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them...

Legs is the word of the day so lets go to your house and spread the word.

baby your eyes are as blue as the ocean and im lost at sea

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