Pick up lines♥♥♥

haha what's the funniest one you ever heard

well they not funny put they work everytime!! (for me)
Me:Ouch! Do you have a bandaide?
girl:No why?
Me:I scraped my knee falling for you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U I together.
Are you a parking ticket?Because you got FINE written all over you.
Im like milk,im good for your body.
(I have a lot more but I can't remember them right now)

did you just fart
because your blowing me away

your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet

=D
those are my favorite

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: (looks at you up and down) No thank you. Man: Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: you look fat in those pants!

I remember some more!
I lost my teddy bear..can I sleep with you?
I lost my cell phone # can I have yours?
I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock
You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.
Hey babe, nice legs...what time do they open?
You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

Haha, pick-up lines eh? I used to make them up whenever I felt bored (most of them were more humour-based though). How about this (or if you want a slap you can use the second one):

If you were an elevator... I'd always be going down!
If you were an elevator... I'd take the steps!

Funniest one I've heard of (excluding any crap I've come up with) would have to be:

Did you fall from heaven? 'because that would explain what happened to your face!

I may not have a lamborghini but would you like to ride my lambo-weiney?

Lmfao @ Steph's

Bam Margera has a movie called Where the f**k is Santa and it's off it, great movie

excuse miss you dropped something...my jaw
and you use one finger to make a gester to make a girl come over to u, if she does, say in her ear I made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I could do with 2

Do you like seafood? 'because I've got crabs :P...