How to have phone sex without sounding stupid?

my boyfriend wants to have phone sex.
But I dont want to sound stupid any suggestions ?

The best advice for dirty talk I ever heard came from a pornstar. You just say what you're doing and what you want to do. But don't make it too clinical.

Here at FunAdvice, we generally stick with the clinical terms for sexual acts and body parts because we're adults and we want to talk about the topic in an adult way. That's the rule [I follow in my book], too, but that's not necessarily how you and your man will want to talk in bed or on the phone. You'll need to find out what works for both of you: "pen*s" and "vagina" or words that are a bit more down and dirty — which is exactly why they turn you on. If there are words that you just aren't comfortable hearing from your partner, share them with him, and invite him to do the same. If there are words that you find sexy, let him know that, too. Don't be afraid of admitting that you like saying or hearing certain things — dirty talk or "passion chat" can be a form of role play, and it can be good to experiment with different phrases or expressions to see if they heighten your sexual pleasure.

If you're having problems thinking of what to say or you're just too timid try the book "Bad libs: The Good Girl's Guide to Talking Dirty"
Here are some excerpts from the book: http://love.ivillage...

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xox
Sika

Okay, phone sex is pretty easy. Lots of people have done it with their spouse, boyfriend/girlfriend, or whatever. Basically like the person said above me, you just tell them what you like and what you are doing. Once you get into it, it can be quite fun. I promise you they won't think you sound stupid. They will be very turned on. Sometimes the person on the other end just wants to hear what you sound like and the noises you make when you are feeling good. There is no "rule" that you have to follow. Just start and it will come pretty naturally I think.

its easy! start talking dirty. tell him what you would do to him if you was with him. also tell him what you want him to do to you. tell him what room your in and tell him what your doing like talking off your clothes. me and boyfriend has phone sex twices a weeks. we give eachother nick names ill tell him mami bear out and he'll tell me papa bears out. a way to really turn him on is to play with your the lady downstairs. and start moaing it will really work to make him really horny and play with you. let him listen to your play with it. it always works for my boyfriend hope this helps