What home remedies will help me pass a drug test?

How do I pass a drug test using home remedies?

Wow I thot weed was really bad for you, one of my classmates smokes weed and his only 13

lol some of the comments are ridiculous
weed stays in your body for bout a month if your a heavy user, not three months
water is the best thing or you can go to your local headshop and buy something to clean you out. a bottle of some kind of juice that has vitamins that cover up traces of weed for a certain amount of time
or you can just drink a lot of water but not excessively. just pee a lot and try to be clean at least 48 hours be4 the test you should be fine
im a heavy user and passed my test even when I smoked 2 days prior

oh and uh dont listen to people that say drugs are bad, they are just ignorant
little do they know pharmaceuticals kill more people than illegal drugs

lol dont listen to what people tell u, its all misleading information
you need to do your own research and see for urself

These are some of the comments I have copied from a forum

-pharmaceuticals are known to kill more people than illegal drugs

-marijuana is the number 1 cash crop in the world
it serves as a natural medicine and has many other uses
thats why they prohibited it so big companies can make more profit
thanks to bad journalism

-can also help aids patients, aids diminishes appetite
have them smoke a joint and they regain their appetite counteracting the illness

-no one can die from smoking cannabis and has been no known deaths compared to everything else including alcohol, tobacco, etc..

I myself have asthma and smoking opens up my airways making it easier to breathe with no side effects
when medically legalized in my state I look foward to becoming a patient for prescription marijuana. 12 states have already legalized it along with other countries in the world and more following
my job is to educate people that are not aware of the plants uses

re-legalize!

-I did most of my research through websites, books, magazines, and the news
norml.org
high times magazine
etc..

- theres more to it than just getting high
and I believe legalizing it would make this a better world to live in

-God bless the whole crop!

- and for people that dont smoke, you dont need to smoke it to support it

-all the better reason for the government to legalize..
couple reasons why it should be legalized:
-will be removed from black market and stop empowering gang members
-medical reasons
-would be sold like alcohol, remember alcohol was once prohibited too (in stores away from children, have to be 21+)
-would be a law that you cant drive while intoxicated on weed
-prison population would lower (prisons are overcrowding with nonviolent offenders)
-keep patients from being convicted
-would provide millions of jobs for people
-would make us an independent country (fuel, etc.., debt free america)

people with an addiction (including hard drugs) shouldnt be thrown in jail, they need help
theres more people in jail with mental illnesses than there are in mental institutions

the list goes on

- the War on Drugs is a failure, its a war on its own people. policies need to be changed
we pay billions in taxpayers money to keep the war going and neither side is winning
thats just a waste of our tax money
I wonder what they do with all that money..
those greedy bastards just sell drugs back onto the street, you can even check urself on that
there was a time when there was a cia operation transporting drugs overseas into america
the government also provided Rick Ross with plenty of heroin to go around, course making money from it

the truth must be exposed, theyre dirty work must stop!

-Of course we can do something about it, we all just need to unite
screw the federal government
remember slavery?
if no one stood up im pretty sure it would still be going on
people were tortured, beaten, killed and thrown in jail but that didnt stop them standing up for their rights
eventually slavery was abolished
same with alcohol prohibition
eventually became re-legalized

- its like theres some kind of conspiracy going on
I sense the government is up to no good and trying to control us.
credit cards, money, and now they have chips that can be implanted in skin for uselful reasons but if in the wrong hands well were pretty much fuct
they hiding the truth from us
its dangerous to be right when the government is wrong
they got theyre privacy but we dont. they want to know everything were doing on our leisure time

get up stand up!

- marijuanas not anti-establishment because its illegal, its illegal because its anti-establishment

all facts stated have been double-checked and confirmed
want to learn more?
norml.org
americandrugwar.org
hightimes.com
lets all make this a better place to live in!

Okay, so, yeah, I have a headache from reading all these posts. Anyways, my boyfriend's sister signed him up for a shut down(a temporary job that pays excellent money but has strict drug-free policies) without him knowing and we discovered this today. Well, he used two days ago and his piss test is tomorrow. We picked up some home drug tests and Sure-Jell and we went through the motions of it. The first time he tested himself he failed miserably. Well, we weren't going down without a fight so I found this site and here in the dead of night we went to Wal-Mart to get a bunch of this stuff to try. Well, he had continued to drink the Sure-Jell anyway just in case and before we wet into the store, he tested himself again. IT WORKED! He tested clearly negative. Sure-Jell really works! I highly recommend it, just follow the steps correctly.

And to the *ahem* drug bashers, sod off. If you don't do drugs then mind your own business. I smoke pot regularly and I graduated Valedictorian of my class with Honors. I'm a novelist and computer technician. Not ONCE have I ever heard of someone overdosing on Marijuana, yet alcohol poison is highly common and it's legal. I say good day!

dring lots of water for one, another buy some coconut water is sold in cans now in days, cranberry juices, and any I mean any green tea combinie ( NOT TOGETHER BUT SEPEARLY NO ORDER NEEDED JUST DRINK AS YOU ACCORDINGLY DECIDE MAKE SURE YOU DRINK ALL 4 SOLUTIONS STADED HERE ) all this, and I hope that anyone try this, a few days boyfriend at least, taking the test and this works for heavy non heavy smokers one thing is for sure you will pee like a freaking horse but the more the best you want to let all those fat cells were the thc is store out of your body this will help you do that now this would not work if your pot head those not keep your from tooking one remenber you dont need to stop months ahead for this to work just make sure the minute you start the process you stop tooking good luck and long life to all my 4:20 tuckers

ANSWER1
ight homies I've been on probation for 2 years always failing my peetest for mary jane so what I do is a A-B pill which means AQUA-BEN aka water pills what it does is make you piss a lot it for women on there pierod and are blouted you can find it at any store Longs Walgreens ect.
Directions
1:Get at least 4 water bottles
2:Take four pills before you begin to drink the water
3:and pee at least 6-8 times (if you aint peeing as much then you can take more pills they say it dangerous but really its not.
4:Before you get peetested pee twice espacally if its in the morning because the first pee CONTAINS THE MOST TOXINS.
ANSWER2
If you just got surprised out of random for a peetest then what I do every time trust me it works pee at least a little less than half way an spit in your cup or if you cant manage to spit in it piss all the way to the top an act clusy an drop your test it always buys me more time to detox my self from my mary jane GOOD LUCK!!!

This is tried and tested-- drink about 1 cup apple cider vinegar (not at once) and as much water as you can tolerate the day before--preferrably 2 days before the test. Tests should be fine. If you want color in your urine, take vitamins (especilly vitamin-B complex) the night before).

I would say the best way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs. If that is out of the question then you can drink lots of water. Also you need to eat something that digests fast so your pee will be the right color.

I would say the best way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs. If that is out of the question then you can drink lots of water. Also you need to eat something that digests fast so your pee will be the right color.

To the people that have a problem with the Don't do drugs answer...
Maybe you should try the whole Don't do drugs theory... I do and I always pass drug tests!!!Wow!!It really works!Try it sometime...

welll, I've heard that if you drink pickle juice, it won't show.
but I don't know what drugs thats for.

welll... I wasnt looking for questions on how to pass a drug test, for some reason it was just under my search list. AAANNNDDD just dont do drugs. lol. AAANNNDDD you probably shouldnt use the f word so much if your trying to make a point because it just makes you sound redundant. sure everyone makes mistakes, like doing drugs and saying the f word too much. I've done it too, but I grew up. ANYWAYS ALSO to the person who said it relieves menstrual cramps... thats interesting because the first time I smoked pot I got the worst cramps of my life. and pot is a dangerous drug. my cousin who smoked pot everyday for three years (he was quite functional, actually) got into a car accident and died because he was high.

Poppyseed bagel before you leave. just in case have 2

I know from a personal recent experience that either this stuff you get from the grocery store called certo or suregell works for weed. mix it with a gallon of water about 2 hours before your test and keep pissin as much as you can be-4 the test. This stuff really works and it costs under 5 bucks! good luck 2-ya!

For all you people that say How bout dont do drugs... shut up!
whether you agree with them or not we dont want to hear your stupid answer!
your not any better then us! so shut up!

what home remedies can help me pass a drug test for majuana

OK people, I work at an alcohol and drug testing center. Debra78 is right. Nothing you can do. THC is GENERALLY out in 30 days (this is the time the courts allow for it to get out of your system after you admit to use) but there is nothing legal you can do to get it out faster. Sure, detoxing helps, but isn't 100% full proof. Besides, if you are dilute or adulterated, most courts see that as a dirty drop anyway.

dont do the drugs. most places that test are now testing for additives and unless you can change the specific gravity of your urine magically, diluting it with tons of water will not work either. trust me been fired 3x trying everything.

certose you can find it in the jelo part of the store mix it with water and drink it its nasty tho

I must have taken 70 to 90 drug tests already and never failed one. I smoke several times a day. I used to go to the local head shop and get the detox crap that you boil and drink. It tastes like alfalpha. I know people who work in kidney dialisis and they highly recomend that I do not do this or GS anymore. These mixtures are terible on the kidneys. Their is a company out of portland oregon called liberty research. They have a product called stealth that I have used numerous times. you just pour it in the sample and you pass. If you know chemistry you will know that this can be. The last time that I have used stealth was 1998. they have a excellent new product called minute man. I don't even piss anymore when I go take a drug test. I just pour it in the sample cup and leave. the temp is were it should be. this product can also be used for physicals. I love to smoke pot when I want, but as of June 09 I'm actually gonna quit at 43. This is all my buddies use now. they love it. Go in, pour it in the sample container and leave. Pretty simple.

lots of green tea orange juice and water