What home remedies will help me pass a drug test?

How do I pass a drug test using home remedies?

Yeah. I just got arrested for possesion in school because, I don't know it was retarded. But now I have to take a test before I can come back. What you do is drink a shitload of nothing but water and cranberry juice. Substitute orange for non cranberry lovers. Then go to a local head shop and purchase Vale or any cleansing kit that removes toxins from your body. You have to drink it an hour before your test and then keep filling it up with water and drinking it for a half hour. It works, I passed. And I only had five days to get clean from when I smoke everyday. Good Luck!

ANYWHO...
dont eat any candy sugar like candybars cake cookies for 5 days THC sticks to FAT CELLS...
if your needing to get rid of the drug trace in 4 hours drink
2 44OZ of water less then 10 minutes (dont drink to fast youll drown yourself)
pee in the cup and take a lot of spit in your mouth and spit in it..thats what I did and it worked
drink a lot of GREEN TEA
and...hhmmm thats all I can think of

I have been seriously ill with an illness that caused extensive nerve damage. I am heavy, have a slow metabolism, am only semi-active( as much as I can be with 4 children :-)) and take lasix already for high bp. I am on lyrica and morphine for the pain from my nerve damage. The morphine makes me really sick, so my husband (who is a chronic pot user) suggested I try it for the nausea. I used it for 3 days, then went to my pain specialist who said that the last time I drug tested a month ago the morphine didn't show up, even tho I'd been taking it (except that by the time I had peed in the cup I was 2 hrs late for my next dosage). I already drink a ton of water, take my lasix (80 mg. per day) but I eat less than 1000 calories a day because my metabolism is sloth-like. When I am scheduled for the drug test it will be exactly 20 days since I smoked...will I be clean? also, how long before the drug test should I take my morphine so that it will show up? my appt is in 3 days...HELP PLEASE!!!

I've been told by people in the navy of a solution that takes an hour and a half to beggin working and lasts up to 4 hours.
there is a certain jelly not shure what its called that you can get at any supermarket...its what they use in cans to preserve the food...u know the tasteless yellowish gel coated around the can...anyways take that an hour and a half before your drug test itll coat your bladder and youll be cool...im pretty shure its only for pot though.

For all the people who say that people who don't do drugs don't know the facts, yes I do. I know how many people die of drug overdoses. Even though people that do drugs say they aren't trying to become addicts, and they're just doing drugs to blow off steam, or let loose; do you think that anyone who tries drugs sets out to be a drug addict? No.

if you can't get to or can't afford one of those drinks they sell at head shops, go to the supermarket and get knox gelatin in the powder form, mix with a littlw water drink 90 minutes before the test, drink 1 or 2 glasses (not too much)of water and pee pee pee. it is good to take a multi vitamin the day of. the gelatin absorbs the THC that normally would be released in your piss

Get a Fdkljgilfhgkduin Cannabis card. It isn't hard. It is like 150 dollars...But then you cant get in trouble for it unless you are driving under the influence... DUH. I know at least 20 of my friends have them for weird random reasons...and they don't get in trouble ever. =]

Drink that one sh!t

that you can buy at uhmm a drugstore

that cleans out your system

its nasty
but helps

Okay, this really helped. But one question. Should you or should you not exercise before a test? Wouldnt it make sense to exercise? To sweat the toxins out?

okay this really helped

thanks abunch :]

Hi I would like to start with that weed is not all that bad...if you are a few of the drug hates then fine be that, but do not go around judging please...

I have two days till my test, I bought and have taken 250mg niacin I plan to take it, run, and drink about a gallon a day or less of water, to be on the safe side I also bought Stat Flush at GNC...I need to pass this test, my is about riding on this...

DO you Think I should be Clean by then???

Weed??? If so and you got three days minium then drink a gallon of water first day 32 ounces of pure cranberry juice (morning) followed by 16 ounces of pure green tea (nite) second day then another gallon of water with a tea spoon (small teaspoon)of bleach divivid it into the gallon an bam!!! oh the the guy who said eat peanutbutter for pee color is so right

I heard if you put a couple drops of bleach in your piss then you'll test negative.

simple: DONT DO DRUGS!!
You aren't only hurting yourself. Trust me.

My friend drank almost a gallon of cranberry juice the day of the test, after smoking a blunt the night before... he passed

a lot of people say oh if you drink bleach it can kill you but not this mucjust one time get a tiny cotton ball as big as your pinky tip and put it in a coke drink the coke and your clean for about three days but try all the other stuff to it never hurts

Wow. Just freaking wow. For one, yeah, you shouldn't be doing marijuana. I've used it twice, and not for medical purposes. It made me dizzy, slightly nauseous, disoriented, unbalanced, and just an all around douchebag. It doesn't effect everyone in the same way. So all of you people claiming that others need to be 'educated' about such issues, need to learn that people aren't all the same, and get over it. It might not be as harmful as meth or all that other junk, but it is obviously still a drug. If it is an unlawful thing to do, then I'm pretty damn sure it can't be all that helpful to you. If you have to grow it in a field and keep it hidden from prying eyes and fly overs by the police, then there's something wrong there. As with any other ALTERING substance, it makes you ignorant. Moreso than you probably already are. And by the way, before anyone says anything, I was actually looking up other questions and I saw this thread and thought to myself, oh this should be great. And it was.

pot will stay in your system for atleast 30 days if they do a test where they pull a strand of hair for the test it will show up everything you smoked, shot up, or snorted for a year. Pot also gets absorbed in the skin even if you didn't smoke the pot but your friends were close to you smoking it and you breathed it in. you need to say what way they are going to do the test when the test will be and what drugs they are looking for. they will stir a liquid into the cup after you hand it to them and they look for certain colors. how close will they be watching you when you take the test? Ask a friend who you know doesn't do anything and have them piss in a container that you can close up put in your pocket and take with you.

maybe yhu and yhur friend cna go tew the test and yhu ask him tew pee in the utp for yhu and yhu hand it in as yhur namee

A couple things:

1. There is such thing as water toxicity. If you drink too much water your insides can literally swim in it and drown you. I'd consider buying detox solution or fake urine before drowning yourself.

2. There are places that sell synthetic and high quality urine that passes most tests. Just do a little research, it's better than drinking bleach, tomato juice or something else that can seriously harm you.