What home remedies will help me pass a drug test?

How do I pass a drug test using home remedies?

Oh, by the way katiexxxnichole, I was just going to drink a lot of water, but now I think I will drink a sh*t ton of water. Just how much is that? 1 or 2 marks above the ton mark? lol

To the people posting don't do drugs, drugs are bad, those comments on this site are niether productive, nor helpful, just a waste of space to someone who is trying to have their question answered.

I too beleive drugs are bad, but I also believe people have the choice to do what they want with their body, just as I have done with mine, just because it is bad for me doesn't mean it is bad for everyone, and I sure as hell would rather be around a pot smoker than a cigarrette smoker, at least their second hand smoke won't kill me.

And a question to all those posting such comments, do you drink? because the affect alcohol has on you make you way more dangerous than someone who is high. Ever hear of a high driver, no, because its the drunk ones who kill people, why don't you advocate, alcohol is bad or tobacco is bad instead, because both of those are killing way more people then pot.

Now to answer the question, my husband has been a daily pot smoker for years and this is how he passes... two nights before he quits smoking for one, takes 6 cranberry pills and drinks as close to a gallon of water that he can right before we go to bed. He holds that in his bladder over night. He repeats the same process the next night, (the night before the test) then he takes vitamin B complex and drinks lots of water the morning before. He works at a legal firm and has not failed once.

Good luck sweety

This is really hard to do, and it actually only works if you do it just right, but if you pee in a cup (say for like a doctor or s/t) if you catch the middle of your pee, for some reason the chemicals in the drugs cause it to split making the beginning of your pee, and end of your pee have the particles in it, the middle however doesn't. But it's extremely hard (for me) to do, and you would have to know when the beginning is over and the end starts. Good luck (I need to pass one too lol) and actually I think I can now thanks to Athena5 that wrote on your comments. Gotta go get some cranberry pills lol anways,
good luck =)

ok so, I'm in the middle of cleansing my system to ensure ill pass a test for a job. I havnt taken the test yet though I have read an awful lot of information online lately and I feel I might be able to help people here. as for the people who say dont smoke I think users have responded aproprietly... obviously its too late to simply quit smoking and we need somthing more. for me I only had 4 days notice so... I went to gnc and got a 2 day cleansing system as well as some daily multi vitamins, to replenish the vitamins being flushed out of me. I got cranberry juice and water and I have been drinkin a rather lot of it. I was curious as to what cranberry juice does to help and from what I gather is its a diuretic which means it makes you pea a lot. so paired with water it can help you flush out a bit. working out can help to burn the fat cells which store thc, but I read that you shouldnt work out within 48 hours of the test to stop the burning of fat cells, they burn and enter your blood which in turn enters your urine. I've read that vinegar might help low the ph, which will help flush anphetamines, but do nothing for thc, and quite frankly im a stoner... overall I've read that drinking a lot fo fluids and urinating a lot will help, but mainly by diluting the urine on the test date, so its only really important to drink lots of fluids on the test date, also I've read, and noticed, that the first pea of the day is the dirtiest, so its good to pea a lot before hand on the day of. also, I've read that the begining and end of the wizz are the dirtiest so if its possible to only take a sample from the middle of the wizz it will help. the detox contained almost all natural ingrdients, maily composed of fruits and vegtables. I've been eating salads. id like to eat more frutis and veggies... unfortunately I dont know how well all my efforts will turn out but I definetly feel healthier and with the aid of the detox I find that im not withdrawing so badly, perhaps because it got it out of my system faster giving it less of a chance to cry out for more... :D

so to recap, get a 2 day detox, drink lots of water paired with cranberry juice, cranberry to help you pea more frequently. work out, though not immediately before the test. urinate a lot on the day of before testing, and finally, attempt to only take a sample from the middle of the urination, missing the begining and the end... most of this stuff has already been mentioned, though I wanted to put my own spin on it, and id like to think I gathered the best of from many different sources...

Wow you are seriously SO stupid.
Drugs are horrible, and it changes you as a person.
All you assholes need to get a life and quit doing drugs.
Hugs not drugs!
Xoxo
Natalia

if you go to the mall their are ushley stores in their are these vidamon stores and they have theirs juces that will clean out your systom for inpuritys and of course weed well it takes about 2 days for it to be all out of your pee it ushley takes 30 days to get weed out of your pee if you drink a galon of water a day it should get it all out in about 7 days for those who dont have money for the juices

NIACIN, AN OVER THE COUNTER MEDICATION. CRANBERRY JUICE. IF ALL ELSE FAIL, TELL SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T SMOKE TO PEE IN A CONDOM FOR YOU!!!

hey guys...I dont do drugs, but I have before. so I dont know many remedies. but I do know to drinks lots of water. pee as many times as you can before your test. or get someone who doesnt do drugs to pee for you thats simple enough. DRUGS ARE NOT BAD!!!

oh my... so I've been reading all your comments and it has really made me feel better about my choice of detox and drinking excessive amounts of water. I appreciate this site and the ones on here that have given helpful advice to the POSTED question. Even the advice to the uneducated half of the readers I found very entertaining and I noticed they didn't have anything to reply. . lol. I've had a few days notice for my test and have gotten the GNC 2 day detox and am drinking a butt load of water, as well as surgel right before the test. Hopefully it will work b/c I really need this job! I think from everything that I've researched I am confident I will pass. I smoke habitually (and by habitually I mean at the LEAST 4 times a day depending on what I'm smoking out of) and it does not effect my work and or any other part of my life. It helps me concentrate, study, de-stress, celebrate.. aaahh.. the many uses of weed.. its great for all occasions. By looking at me and speaking with me you would never know I've ever done any drug.

I will let you all know how it goes for your future reference so that you all may pass a drug test. Oh... I've also stopped smoking until after. So we shall see if no smoking for a week and detox and water work for all the THC I have in my system.

Thank you to all my mary J smokin buddies!

oh my... so I've been reading all your comments and it has really made me feel better about my choice of detox and drinking excessive amounts of water. I appreciate this site and the ones on here that have given helpful advice to the POSTED question. Even the advice to the uneducated half of the readers I found very entertaining and I noticed they didn't have anything to reply. . lol. I've had a few days notice for my test and have gotten the GNC 2 day detox and am drinking a butt load of water, as well as surgel right before the test. Hopefully it will work b/c I really need this job! I think from everything that I've researched I am confident I will pass. I smoke habitually (and by habitually I mean at the LEAST 4 times a day depending on what I'm smoking out of) and it does not effect my work and or any other part of my life. It helps me concentrate, study, de-stress, celebrate.. aaahh.. the many uses of weed.. its great for all occasions. By looking at me and speaking with me you would never know I've ever done any drug.

I will let you all know how it goes for your future reference so that you all may pass a drug test. Oh... I've also stopped smoking until after. So we shall see if no smoking for a week and detox and water work for all the THC I have in my system.

Thank you to all my mary J smokin buddies!

One of my buddies also tried using the pectin with water...He smoked a bowl with me before he went in to take his test and passed..I'm just wondering how much water do you mix with it?..

I find that the secret of passing a drug test is being prepared well in advance by having a good study regimen that you are able to stick to. Plan to set aside at least 2 hours per night studying in a quiet, well lit spot that is free from noise and distractions. On the day of the drug test make sure you know exactly where the test is to be held and plan to arrive at least 5 minutes early.
Ensure you have a good quality, sharp 2B pencil with you.

Now...stick the 2B pencil repeatedly in an appropriate body orifice.This is to simulate what it feels like when you end up in jail and you're raped in the showers by Mister Big who's in with the warders. Finally say the following in a loud voice : I am a retard. The best home remedy for passing a drug test is not to take any drugs in the first place.
Drugs are bad mmmkay.

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kiss ma white teeth blud!!

all you need to do iz ave a good old wank ennit!

peace out blud pftsss

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marvalous day eh tally hoe!!!

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peace out ...

the water is makin me sick I blazed last night and I took a drug test this morning but it was really clear and my dad (a doctor) thinks that I put water in it even though I didnt. my next urine test is either later on todai or tomorow morning wut should I do?

Ok, Check this out, this worked with some people I know that were in Parole. This product only cost you 3 dollar any pharmacy or grocery store. Is call SureGell, is a gellatin that you mix with 20oz of water and drink it. Eat something greasy and drink 20oz of any drink you want. Do this 2 hours before you get the test done. To be sure it works buy a drug testing kit at your local pharmacy and check yourself before you take the test. It works all the time.

do they sell that in ny?

I've used the apple cider vinegar trick 5 times now. It works too well. The night before, and the morning of take a multi-vitamin. This is to ensure color. Then a few hours before the test drink 4-5 shots of the vinegar all at once and follow right after with a 2 liters of water or a large gatoraid. Urinate at least 2-3 times right before you take the test. The 3-4th time is the optimal time to take the test. Using the middle of the stream is the cleanest. The whole trick to all of this is to try to keep the vinegar down. It's worse than gasoline. Good luck everyone.

The reason I'm looking at this site is because my son has been using weed a lot and his grades have gone from A's and B's to D's and F's this school year. He works 2 or 3 days a week and never has any money. I am wondering what he'll try to pass UAs, so I thought I'd see what you all had to say. Thanks for the info. I'd like to see him get his life together so he can go to college, but we'll see.

If you ask any doctor they will tell you that they use Goldenseal root to clean toxins out of the kidney's and bladder. Take a Goldenseal supplement everyday along with Echinacea which boosts your metabolism. Avoid Fatty foods because thc is stored in your fat. Don't smoke for two weeks and you will pass. Everyone I know thats on probation has used this method and has never failed a drug test. Vitamin B will just make your urine yellow which helps only if you drink a ton of water and have clear urine which most places that give drug tests will not consider an adequate sample. When it's clear they know you've been slamming water and are trying to pull one over on them. Warm liquids run through your body quicker, try drinking warm tea or coffee with a daily vitamin before the test along with Goldenseal root and Echinacea every day. This is what I was told by doctors when asking how to pass a test and it has never failed. Exercise helps too.