What home remedies will help me pass a drug test?

How do I pass a drug test using home remedies?

All jokes aside drink a gallon of water the night before the test and up to time of test you will test clean , but eat some peanut butter that morning to put color back in your pee.this is for weed smokers

drink a lot of water

Which drugs?

Probably your best bet would be to wait until after you test positive then express shock and disbelief then claim to have taken something that can cause a false positive for that drug.

The current drug tests produce many false positives. If you can build a case for a possible false positive that might buy you enough time to clean up your act for the next one.

Drug test now are the most accurate of all. As far as a quick rememdy, there are none, just don't use drugs. Is this a company wide or scheduled test? If you are the only one pulled out to do it, then you may have a case. Check your state laws. In most states a person can not be singled out for suspension in a workforce and drugtested.

Ok, if its weed then drink a lot of GREEN tea. Nothing flavored, just regular, green tea bags. A whole lot of them because weed stays in your system up to 3 months. Good luck

drink a gallon of tomatoe juice.

Don't do drugs. Maybe?

Buy this stuff called pectin in the grocery store. It is what you mix into water to make wax for canning fruits and jellies. Near mason jars and what not .Mix it with water and drink it before your test. My ex hubby did that and he passed his.

Or just get your butt to a head shop and spend $30.00 on the detox stuff. It works. But stop smoking pot ASAP and drinking water to aid these home remedies.

Shannon..

You can take a Vitamin B complex about 48 hours before the test...try not to skip any meals, and avoid heavy salt..drink lots of water and try to make sure you've urinated at least 6-8 times before the test...and last but not least, take some kind of detoxifying agent...there's detox teas, supplements, and preferably about 1-2 aspirin with each meal. Try not to test in the morning if you can avoid it because the first pee always has the most toxins in it..test in the afternoon if you can work it out that way. GOOD LUCK!!!

Paula

Refrain from doing drugs.

certose

Well from personal experience, take b complex the day of , or if your on a very short notice take it 30 minutes before a test. Always stall and say that you cant pee yet, cause you haven't drank enough water. And pee at least 3 times before your test. You will notice that your urine will be neon-ish,(from the b complex) you want to get your urine as clear as you can before you hand over the sample. I did this (without the b complex) 3 days after I had smoked a bowl and I was 100% clean of THC. I am not a daily smoker but I would say I smoke several times a week. I know for a fact that those drinks at a head shop contain large about of b complex, but you need to drink large amounts of water, its the only way!

And for those idiot on this page and many others regarding this subject, who insist on preaching how marijuana is bad and blah blah blah, well marijuana cannot kill you, overdose is impossible, the only side effects are hunger, and drowsiness. Marijuana doesn't interact with medications and has been proven to aid in prevention of caner. It aids Multiple sclerosis patients, cancer patients, bulimic and anorexic patients, arthritis patients,glaucoma patients, aids menstrual cramps, and people with chronic back pain from degenerative disks like myself. I suggest you mind your own business and realize that marijuana is the least dangerous drug you can do. Alcohol and amphetamines is what is ruining the world. O course anything that you overdo wil hurt you mentally or emotionally, but not everyone is an addict. Don't judge a book by its cover, you might be needing marijuana for a health issue one day.

If you do the crime, do the time.
Honestly... drugs are lame.
Its your own problem.

Hey stephanief987, if drugs are so lame, why the heck are you looking into drug questions anyway?! Especially, a category about how to pass a drug test! I mean, aren't you lame for reading and posting answers no less, about drugs and drug tests??!! I think you're lame! Honestly, if you don't like drug talk, get out of the drug category! Duh, that only makes sense, right?!!

By the way, stupid people, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that anyone can do to alter their drug test results! Whatever is going to happen, is what's going to happen! Regardless of how much water you drink, or cranberry juice, or whatever! How dumb can people be?! I guess if you were pregnant, you'd be able to make yourself test negative for being pregnant too, right?! LOL LOL!!! Wake up, people!! I smoke and I could give two shits about testing positive or negative, but fortunately that's just me!! I just wanted to check this out to see what people are saying about it!! It is my entertainment for today!! It's just so funny to think that some people actually believe this stuff!! God Bless them! If you smoke pot, you are going to come up positive, unless, you stop smoking for 1 month, because that is how long it takes for pot to leave your system, it only takes 30 days!! Not 3 months, like some other person here said! Anyway, stop smoking for a month, and a little more after, get tested and you will be negative! And, you didn't have to pee your brains out, or spend a bunch of much-needed money, for some ridiculous product!
Good Luck, everyone!

DEBRA78,

WELL I HAVE NOT TOUCHED POT IN 2 MONTHS AND I STILL COME UP POSITIVE..IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW MUCH POT YOU WERE SMOKING AND FOR HOW LONG..THE REASON FOR DRINKING SO MUCH WATER, PICKLE JUICE, VINEGAR, OR WHATEVER IS TO DETOX YOUR BODY FROM THC...YOU HAVE TO DETOX IF YOU WANT IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM SOONER..IT IS STORED IN YOUR FAT CELLS...AND EVERYONES BODIES ARE DIFFERENT SO THERE IS NO WAY AFTER 30 DAYS EVERYONE WILL PASS A DRUG TEST...THATS JUST BASIC COMMON SENSE...DETOXING DOES WORK...IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THE BONG TOOO MUCH..LOL...IT KILLS BRAIN CELLS YA KNOW...LOL...PROVEN FACT...I AM NOT DOWNING YOU BUT YOU SHOULDN'T SAY PEOPLE ARE DUMB FOR TRYING REMEDIES AND WHAT NOT...THIS IS AN ADVICE FORUM NOT A CRITICISM FORUM SO TRY NOT TO BE SO I KNOW IT ALL ABOUT POT B/C IN MY OPINION YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT AT ALL...YOUR ASSUMPTIONS ARE WRONG MY DEAR AND I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THAT...SO TO EVERYONE ELSE JUST KEEP DETOXING YOURSELVES WITH WATER AND WHATEVER ACIDIC LIQUIDS YOU CAN HANDLE LIKE PICKLE JUICE AND VINEGAR AND TRY TO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO GET THE THC OUT SOONER...

man thats easy all you need is 2 drink Vinegar man trust me...but you need 2 drink water and cranberry 2 and drink it before the day of yo drug test...and when the day comes drink it in the morning before you go 2 take yo drug test... the vinegar stuff is nasty but it makes you pee a lot so drink like 2 cups and then drink cranberry juice after you done...after that just drink like a lot of water and you should b aight ... BUT THAT ONLY WORKS IF you DRINK THE VINEGAR THAT DAY you HAVE THE DRUG TEST IT VERY IMPORTANT...I did it and I still smoke :Dhahahaah

How about DONT do drugs=)

I agree you play you pay I dont care if you dont like that answer or not there is so many people out here fighting for there life and here people out here doing stuff harmfull to their body and know I have never done nothing like that but I was just browsing the internet and I wanted to see what people would say so if anyone got a problem with me deal with cause I am here and I aint going no were...

No kidding, all the people that say oh drugs are bad are generally uneducated on the subject, or just uneducated in general (kathyrh69). Marijuana does not have near the negative side effects as things such as long term alcohol abuse which includes seizures and rapid aging.

Anyway as far as passing the test, a lot of headshops do sell detox things that give you a window of opportunity of a couple of hours. A few other things I've heard is if you keep an eyedrops bottle of bleach and put a drop in the cup you urinated in if youre a light user and two drops in if you are a heavy user. Be careful not to put too much as the smell is strong and too much will turn th urine ENTIRELY CLEAR which is suspicious.

Home tests are easier to fake because you could just dilute your urine, pee a little in the cup and fill the rest with water, or drink large quantities of water all day up to your test.

That is one thing I can't stress enough. DRINK LOTS OF WATER!! Urinate as much as possible and work out. THC is stored in fat cells so burn them out!

I noticed a main and common ingredient in detox kits was Creatine. The same stuff used in muscle mixes for working out. The stuff volumizes your cells and forces more water in to them. You gotta drink a ton of water when you use it because your cells are storing about twice the water they usually do. When your body disposes of the creatine, it pulls out a lot of the THC with the creatine. This is a valuable way to help yourself.

Why would people who do not do drugs be searching for how to pass a test? I am surprised that you people came down off of your pedestals long enough to post a response to us druggies, addicts, and potheads. Does it make you feel better about yourselves? We are seeking answers on how to mask our poor decision making, not sermons. If you do not have anything more to contribute other than Don't do drugs, then may I refer you to the How to not sound like such an A*S when responding to posts section of this forum. Thank you, come again.

Oh, by the way katiexxxnichole, I was just going to drink a lot of water, but now I think I will drink a sh*t ton of water. Just how much is that? 1 or 2 marks above the ton mark? lol