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How can I pass a drug test in 48 hours?

Chillin' Asked by dukewhiskey about 1 year ago, 15 answers.
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I have a urine test in 2 days and I smoke weed. Any good suggestions on how to pass???

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Me!!!! Answered by njlazuka on Oct 08, 2007, 04:33PM
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There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, one of nearly 400 chemicals in a hemp plant, accounts for most of marijuana's psychoactive, or mind-altering, effects. The strength of the drug is determined by the amount of THC it contains which varies from plant to plant. Marijuana stays in your system for different amounts of time depending on how often you smoke it, how much you smoke, and the makeup of the individual (weight/height/etc). If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 30 days. Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.

Drug testing has become commonplace for many new job applications, random testing in the workplace, and may be a requirement of various other situations. Various drug tests and testing equipment are used to ensure the elimination of drugs has occurred and that your system is clear. Prior to any drug test it is beneficial to use detox products to eliminate any drug residue that may be in your system. This will allow you to beat a drug test.

It is imperative to have a natural and effective solution for the elimination of drugs from the body. Though elimination of usage is the most effective alternative, there are various products available that will detox the body and eliminate drug traces from the body. These products are designed for quick removal of drug toxins so that you may pass a drug test.

Go to your local head shop and drink plenty of water...

im on the right Answered by nikkikc on Oct 08, 2007, 05:21PM
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ok there is this stuff its called quick fixs its fake urine but it works my boyfriend used it before its good stuff to use just hope they dont watch you pee...

Sue90 Answered by sue90 on Oct 08, 2007, 05:37PM
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Dear dukewhiskey,
Sorry, there is no way you will be able to rid your body of THC that you have ingested. Because it is stored in body fat it will take 3-40 days depending on the amount smoked. There are a lot of old wives tales out there but none of them work. Because it is stored in the fat it is impossible...hair testing is even more sensitive. If it was possible no one would be caught on the tests right!!! If you do drugs you will be detected.
Sue...good luck

Answered by lucky14 on Oct 08, 2007, 05:40PM
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just dont smoke it til the test

Someone Should Put Hearts Over Her Eyes Answered by attentionham on Oct 08, 2007, 07:23PM
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Check my past answers...I've answered this question a few times before and it always works.

Answered by cmg_for_life on Oct 11, 2007, 09:08PM
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try taking niocen about 1 hour befor the test... its a pill BTW it works for me

Resident Evil 4 Rocks! Answered by jmei4 on Oct 13, 2007, 07:51PM
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Dont use weed!

Answered by hellomynameis on Jan 15, 2008, 04:35PM
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a good detox drink will mask the thc in your system for a few hours, so follow directions, you can usually find it at head shops, vitamin stores, or health food stores. passyourtest.com

babeee<3 Answered by sexylady325 on Feb 18, 2008, 06:36PM
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the only thing thats getting out of your system in 48 hours is diesel, base, and if your lucky coke. weed is probably staying in your system it depends on how much you smoked tho you might get lucky.

Answered by tomatt50 on Feb 20, 2008, 11:17AM
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I smoke 4-5 times a week. I weigh about 220lbs. I have to take a p*ss test once a week. I've been doing this for 6 months now. I drink 2 gallons of water the day before and a little less than a gallon and a couple red bulls the day of the test. this has worked every time. The red bull has niacin that makes your p*ss yellow and there's 100% of your daily niacin in one can. Also, I wait a second after peeing to put it in the cup just to be safe. they only need like 3oz.from you. I have told friends who smoke much more than I do to do this and it's worked for them too. I have no reason to lie about this. plus, if I didn't pass just one of these p*ss tests; I would go to jail for a week. I haven't failed in 6 months. (thats 24 tests) it costs me about $3.50 a week to pass the test. thats only for the red bulls. my test is tomorrow and I'm starting on my first gallon now. don't stress either. go in thinking only positive thoughts. there's nothing to worry about. Let me know if any of you have done this. I want to prove to disbelievers that this DOES WORK!

mama's babies Answered by kar on Mar 24, 2008, 04:24PM
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I need to pass a drug test and I REALLY REALLY REALLY dont want to quit smoking weed...any ideas ?? besides quit or dont smoke weed of course...PLEASE HELP !!!

Answered by daved on Sep 10, 2008, 09:09PM
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Frankly, you can't do it. All these phony drugs and treatments to clear narcotics out of your system in 48 hours or less simply do not work and are designed to take your money. Even light marijuana use can be detected 4-6 weeks later, and there are some sensitive tests on body fat that can detect it years later. Your safest (and wisest) course of action? Don't do drugs. Any drugs. You have a mind that can control your body. My girlfriend is an ex-Heroin addict, and she has remained drug-free for 15 years. If she can get off Heroin, you can get off marijuana.

Answered by bitchen on Sep 12, 2008, 07:08PM
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niacin! Lots and lots of niacin! You got to get the None flush free kind and its only 4.99 or so at walmart, ect. It will make you really freaking itchy but that and a lot of water would clean you out.
I had to pass one a day and a half after smoking last, I popped 11 niacin each day, drank 5 gallons of water, and then about 2 hours before my test drank 1 liter bottle of soda. If you pee is to clean they will suspect something.

However this will not work for a blood or hair test. I don't know about a blood test, but you would have to be clean for at least 4-7 years to pass a hair test, or shave your ENTIRE body! Including eyebrow, arm hair, Etc. If there is no hair, they cant test it.

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one love Answered by stillen132 on Oct 20, 2008, 02:30AM
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depends on many things like body weight etc..
I passed a test within the same span
but I also went to my local headshop and bought a vitamin drink that covers up trace amounts for a few hours
passed with flying colors
also drank a lot of water

boyfriend picture.. haha Answered by j_a_s on Nov 06, 2008, 05:07PM
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get a buddy of urs to p*ss in a small container that you can squeez, like a mini gatorade bottle so it sounds real, and put it in the p*ss jar.. even if the guy is watchin, it should work
assuming you only have to take the test once

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