Paint color names.

Where can I get a job naming the colors of house paint? I just got some benjamin moore color swatches after seeing the little portable color eye on HGTV and the names had me cracking up. These people must take drugs or something and sit for long hours pounding through the encyclopedia looking for obscure crap to put into the name of a paint color.

I am sure that if you contacted a paint company like Benjaming Moore (888-236-6667) or Sherwin Williams ( http://www.sherwin-w... ) or California Paint (800-225-1141) or whoever is a popular brand in your area and ask for the human resources deartment. They might not identify with the title of 'Color Name Picker', however you might find out about hiring for in-house marketing and design.