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One more lil' johnny joke, then I'm gone for 2 wks. funny?
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So the teacher stands up in front of her class and makes an announcement, "Today we're going to do an exercise with the 5 senses and I would like a volunteer."
Reluctantly lttle Timmy raises his hand and comes up to the front of the class where the teacher says to him, "Now, I'm going to put a blindfold on you Timmy and I'm going to put something in your mouth and I want you to tell me what it is."
After the blindfold was put on the teacher places a Hershey Kiss on lil' Timmy's tongue and says to him, "It's good isn't it? What is it?"
Timmy says "I don't know." so the teacher says "Okay, I'll give you a hint. It's something that your dad wants from your mom every morning before he leaves for work."
At that a boy in the back row jumps up and lil' Johnny screams, "Spit it out quick Timmy! It's a piece of a$$!!!"