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Omg im screwed..advise pls..

Elegant Black Me Asked by sweetbabesour 5 months ago, 4 answers.

I will just jump straight to the point. I was dating m with work mate, hes my project leader and we have been dating for 3 months. We never did anything sexually before other than kissing.

Only few nights before after having a nice dinner with him, he...

invited me to his home. Story short, we started to touch each other and I was getting aroused.He asked if I can do a bl*wjob for him. I did not hesitate to say yes. Hes started undressing and whip out his thingy. At first sight I was so shocked. His thingy was a lil different because he did not 'cut' the tip? I think...it was all skin... I just pretend it didnt matter to me and just cont doing it.

When I reached home..I called my best girlfriend, a friend from work too. When she pick up the phone, I straight away told her what happened. She wanted to tell me something but I just kept talking. I told her that marc(not his real name) had a weird thingy.

This is what I told her, . Marc asked me to blow him..but his thingy was very weird! He did not cut his tip and it was all skin! it looks like a huge worm..it was gross..n smells bad too! even his juice taste like yucks! I even told my girlfirend I tried to pretend that I enjoyed doing it.

After I told her all that she was silent for a moment. Then I heard a click sound like as if someone put down the phone. My girlfriend told me that she was actually talking to 'Marc' when I called her. They were discussing on the project assesment. I was dead on the floor when I heard that. That means 'Marc' act heard all that I told my friend. She tried to tell me at first when I called her but I didnt gave her the chance. I am so screwed, how am I suppose to face my team leader on Monday at work?

What am I suppose to do now...help pls..

My Fiance And Me Answered by charlotterichelle on May 30, 2009, 09:48AM
29 answers

Hhaha thats Funny sorry ino how you must feel I've landed myself init so many times... Ewww maybe his an alien :| sorry im going stop beeing stupid my excuse im 7months pregant and have nothing to do so. I think that you should look up why he din't have slit you should just try and explain that you were a little worrired and just wanted some advice on why it was like that because you felt rude to ask him yourself Let me know how you get on X

Elegant Black Me Answered by sweetbabesour on May 30, 2009, 07:43PM

Thats y...alien? I dont know but I always assume that all guys have the same kind of thingy..it was so shocking!

My dad, he's my role model. Answered by jyuun on Jun 15, 2009, 02:57AM
80 answers

Some men never get circumcised. To be honest, I never did, and it really doesn't affect performance of the penis. It's just cosmetic like breasts, big breasts lactate the same way small breasts do.

I have to admit it was pretty funny that he was on the line too. To try and cover it up, tell him you just wanted to know without being rude. As for the taste, tell him to not eat certain foods. Some foods make it taste weirder, though I don't taste juice.

fear and loathing Answered by trafficoneman on Jun 16, 2009, 03:30AM
397 answers

you should of made him have a wash and pineapple juice will make it taste good thats what I drink and my girlfriend loves it

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