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Oh im lmaooo!

Shark Atack Asked by funadvice about 1 year ago, 5 answers.

President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:

Our largest condom factory has exploded! the Russian President cried.

My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!

Boris, the American people would be happy...

to do anything within their power to help you, replied the President.

I do need your help, said Yeltsin. Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?

Why certainly! I'll get right on it! said Clinton.

Oh, and one more small favor, please? said Yeltsin.

Yes?

Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 long and 4 in diameter? said Yeltsin.

No problem, replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia.

Consider it done, said the President of Trojan.

Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10 long and 4 wide.

Easily done. Anything else?

Yeah, said the President, print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one.

Lmaooo how funny is that?!?!

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Nov 23, 2008, 08:35AM
53843 answers

what da hell iz wrong wit you guyz? that was faf!!!

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Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Nov 23, 2008, 12:14AM
53843 answers

haahaahaha that was faf! (funny as F*ck)

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Answered by colorfuldollface on Nov 23, 2008, 03:29AM
202 answers

not funny at all...

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Milan Answered by ifeelcrazy123 on Nov 23, 2008, 02:39PM
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actually this is bout the 5th time I heard this one. was funny the first time...

:) Answered by ashleykp1818 on Nov 29, 2008, 06:56PM
735 answers

alrighty then

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