Need to learn spanish, fast!

Im travelling to Honduras soon. They speak Spanish there, but I dont know much. I only know numbers, coulors, and how to say ' hello my name is ___' can anyone teach me some spanish? I need to learn fast!

got to this website. http://www.davidreilly.com/spanish/
-good luck and have fun!!!

buy yourself a spanish/english translation dictionary. you're pretty much screwed, on a side note. learn the five forms of verbs, and then just start memorizing the dictionary. good luck with that.

What is it that you need to know exacly... like si is yes

can you tell me some words now? I need to know. And I do have a spanish/english dictionary... please tell me some important words

and I know si is yes.

tengo intoxicación alimentaria. ¿dónde está el hospital más cercano? - I have food poisoning. where is the nearest hospital?

por favor no me matan. tengo una familia. - please don't kill me. I have a family.

¿Dónde puedo comprar los medicamentos para el contrabando de vuelta a casa? - where can I buy drugs to smuggle back home?

¿cuál es el valor calle por un kilo de cocaína? - what is the street value for a kilo of cocaine?

¿dónde está el burdel más cercano? - where is the nearest brothel?

vivir el sueño - live the dream

LOL, funny! anyone else know some spanish?

I can tell you whatever you want...I just need to know what you want to know.

vivir el sueño

I would like to know how to say the names of animals Like: monkey, horse, cat, dog, bird, fish, ect. I would also like to know how to say 'where is the bathroom?' , 'I can not speak Spanish' and ' I am from Canada' oooh and 'Im an alien!'
thankyou!

hola. como esta usted -how are you (formerly)
Estoy bein(good), mal(bad), mas o menos (so so)
Donde eres (and where you want to go)
Cual es la fecha de hoy-what day is it
lunes(monday) martes(tuesday) meircoles(wednesday) jueves(thursday) viernes(friday) sabado(saturday) domingo(sunday)
thats all I know good luck!

monkey - mono, horse - caballo(cab-aye-yo), cat - gato, dog - perro, bird - pajarro, fish - pez. where is the bathroom - donde(donday) esta el bano (banyo). I don't speak spanish - no hablo (ah-blow) espanol (es-pan-yole). I'm from canada - estoy de canada. I'm an alien - Soy un extranjero (extran-hair-o). sorry it took me so long...haven't checked this thread in a while. here you go, if you didn't find the translations on your own.

im unknownfanofthejonasbrother's friend. Her internet is down. She wanted me to say this for her:

Thankyou very much. Unfortunately I did not get to see the reply on July 1 because I was in Honduras at the time. I had a great time! It was a wonderful experience. I even got to hold a pink boa - a snake only found on some islands off the coast of Honduras - and I went snorkling, we found huge starfish and a small octopus in a shell. We also visited the mayan ruins.

She is very gratful for your help.
I must mow go -audios, mi amigo!