My third ninja "mock situation"

You and your clan of ninjas are on a boat in the sea that gets wrecked on a island. you spend the night there..
and you awake to a group of modern day pirates they have you surrounded with automatic weapons.
they give you and your clan these 3 options...

[Note:your group only packed Whipped Cream, and Jello.]

1]you fight the pirate leader (he's a beef cake with a Extra large machette)
(Win or lose your clan members are set free)

2]Proceed to school them in your clans delicious jello/Whipped cream Desert recipe.
but since you suck at making stuff as much as you all can dance, you all have to have Relations
with them to get everyones freedom

3]you make a secret deal with the leader to keep your clan buddies(for sea-brides) for your own selfish
freedom

I choose 1 my friends got my back

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