My third ninja "mock situation"

You and your clan of ninjas are on a boat in the sea that gets wrecked on a island. you spend the night there..
and you awake to a group of modern day pirates they have you surrounded with automatic weapons.
they give you and your clan these 3 options [Note:your group only packed Whipped Cream, and Jello.]

1]you fight the pirate leader (he's a beef cake with a Extra large machette)
(Win or lose your clan members are set free)

2]Proceed to school them in your clans delicious jello/Whipped cream Desert recipe.
but since you suck at making stuff as much as you all can dance, you all have to have "Relations"
with them to get everyones freedom

3]you make a secret deal with the leader to keep your clan buddies(for sea-brides) for your own selfish
freedom

I choose 1 my friends got my back

I dont care if I die as long as its away from the water and I look pritiy(^-^) ever way id kill them all with my neko clan powers my clan and every 1 exept my sisster so 4 years later she can kill me(^_^) ha im like itachi sama

#2 RELATIONS

Number one, a Ninja leader should look out for his team mates unless it jeperdizes the mission. And a Ninja could beat a pirate any day of the week.

Number one.

Number one.

Number one.