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My little johnnie joke.
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Teacher is in the front of the class playing a game; "I have something behind my back class, it is long and yellow, what is it?" sweet mary raises her hand "is it a pencil?" she asks. "no" says the teacher, "its a banana, but I like the way your thinking>."
Next the teacher says "ok class, I have something behind my back, it is red, and round , what is it?" "oh, oh" says timmy. "yes timmy. " says the teacher. "is it a ball? " "no" says the teacher "its an apple, but I like the way your thinkin"
Finally, little johnnie, (who has been waiting patiently the entire time stands and reaches into his pocket and says "teacher, im holding something round, and hard, what is it?" astonished; the teacher exclaims, "little johnnie you should not talk about your pen1s in class". "nope teacher its a quarter, but I like the way your thinkin"