My dad caught me masterbating what should i do?

Asked by unknown212121 7 months ago, 15 answers.

My dad walked in on my masterbating what should I do it looked so wrong since I hit the vacume and it turned on and the hose thing was between my legs he said the vacume was plugged then walked out? now im scared hes going to tell the rest of my famiy he...

always does. =[

Answered by xxblondebabexx on Mar 29, 2009, 05:46PM
96 answers

omfg my brother walked in on me 2dayy lmfaoo and he was liek uhhm are you masterbating and I wa slike no retard and he wa sliek then why are your pants off and what are you doing and I wa sliek uhmm im shaving lol all grils do it bc like if your with a guy and you go 2 have sex or soemthing its gross if your all hairyy and he so bought it lmfaoo

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simpLii AnGiE Answered by juslykecandii91 on Mar 29, 2009, 04:58PM
174 answers

hmmm I don't think he will tel something so personal to your family ... it is normal for young men to masturbate ... if he does address this to your family which I doubt he will I don't know maybe he might be concerned ...

Just me. Answered by amanwithalotofanswers on Mar 29, 2009, 05:00PM
485 answers

There's nothing wrong with masturbation. It's a natural thing. Who cares if you do it or not? Just a tad little advice, though, don't be using the vacuum. It can be a dangerous thing.

Answered by unknown212121 on Mar 29, 2009, 05:08PM
9 answers

okaii... mention I am a girl ...

when will it end Answered by life_is_a_death_situation on Mar 29, 2009, 05:29PM
6 answers

dont sweet!

Answered by unknown212121 on Mar 29, 2009, 05:54PM
9 answers

aha im so saying that lmfao...

fav band!!!! Answered by poptart on Mar 30, 2009, 11:59AM
35 answers

o my gosh! I feel sorry for you

Me, looking like i'm on crack. Answered by moddy on Mar 30, 2009, 05:44PM
54 answers

That's funny. :DD

Answered by unsmilin_frek on Jun 30, 2009, 02:36AM

Whether you are male or female DO NOT USE THE VACUUM.
Think of every funny story you've heard about people
being rushed to the emergency room with embarrassing
injuries; what do most of them include?
Vacuum cleaners!
Or sometimes power tools...
Or household pets...
Or car exhaust pipes...
My point is, just because it looks interesting doesn't
mean you're supposed to have sex with it. Trust me,
I know.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some JavaScript to
jack off to.

Answered by red_dawgg on Jul 27, 2009, 08:20PM
10 answers

well two things first vaccums are dangerous for that use and you should lock your door

blah Answered by weburfer1232 on Jul 30, 2009, 09:26PM
42 answers

you were killing a bug...

Dash Answered by little_miss_cherry_fairy on Aug 25, 2009, 04:29AM
26 answers

wow I feel sorry for you =[ wouldn't want my mother/father to walk in on me =P but now there is nothing you can do. So you'll just have to wait it out.

Answered by fau on Aug 27, 2009, 02:09AM

sorry-that must be really akward! my dad would freak out coss im a girl and yeah . next time just lock the door or do it when they are out!

Answered by itzxanx on Sep 14, 2009, 05:55PM
7 answers

no vacuum...how did that get into your mind son? XD use your hands or a cloth or soemthing and oonly jerk off every 3 times if you have too but jerk off or your dude's will get old and you wont be tasty or you wont be clean. XD lock your door and put on a movie or pictures ...

Answered by fau on Sep 19, 2009, 01:38PM

take a chill pill it normzal!!! next time lock the dor=oor

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