Mustard 2 beat a dui?

Does using mustard help you beat a Breathalyzer IF so how???
I'm not an advocate of drinking & drinking but if I am forced 2 I'd like 2 know how 2 avoid Fines

Very doubtful. You can avoid fines by not driving while drunk. Always have a designated driver.

a police officer will arrest you no matter what so it's better to remain silent .That task proves hard to do when your intoxicated and the Police know that. or say you have medical conditon such as problem breathing

Pennies dont work they contain 97.5 % zinc and mouthwash will cover up your breath but most mouthwashes contain 27 % alcohol in them and could triple the breathalyzer , batteries dont work either, chewing gum doesnt work,the breathalyzer measures the air in your lungs not your mouth and the air in your lungs is constantly absorbing alcohol from your blood thats why cops test it in the first place. There is no way yet to outsmart a breathalyzer unless they create some sort of pill that could interefere in the bloodstream but Im just guessing but you dont have to do the test that they ask you to do that is by law just say you dont want to do the test and just pray you dont fail the breathalyzer LOL just get a DD driver thats the best way .