Monkey hands.

Okay, the Dude has been nailing my riddles. Try this one: If men have two hands and monkeys have four hands, then what has just three hands?

One & a half people? Dunno if that's the answer though.

An alalog clock (including second hand)

Haha - a half evolved ape

were it goes the bathroom

a monkey standing on one hand now just has 3 hands

a clock