How to earn money fast?

Whats a good way to earn money?
I need to get some FAST!?!

the easiest way to get money which I tried and made at least $1,000 a night is to throw a party a hot one probally not with celebs but good and a hot party trust me I charged people $5.00 to get in and they wanted to have fun so they paid and I had fun, made money fast in one night, and danced with some hotties and plan to do it some time again only inviting more people.

Sell something. Either on line or locally. Plenty of place buy book, movies, games sometimes even clothes. Post something you want to sell on craigslist or postaroo.
Good Luck

okay you thought my answer was useless but I'm sure I'd work anyways I have another plan have a yard sale and all the things you don't want old books, clothes,toys,etc and see what you could make...come on 0 out of 1 harsh man...

Make something that everyone will want like an Ipod, or a computer. Do something like create a site like Google, Utube, Yahoo, something that will hit it big.

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