Where can I make $500 in a week?

How can a 16yr old, unemployed female make $500 quick and easy within a week?

Some ideas:

Car wash
Baby sitting
Paper route
Dog walking
Grocery store
Lemonade stand
Paint House number on street curb
House sitting
City, County, State and other government-run Youth Programs
Vacation and Tourism spots
Hotels/Resorts
Parks and recreational areas
Swimming pools, golf courses and campground facilities
Day and summer camps
Amusement/Theme/Entertainment parks
Museums, Zoos and Aquariums
Airport concession firms
Childcare and Eldercare providers
Health care facilities
Business services (including)
Moving and packing companies
Pool and spa companies
Lawn care and other maintenance companies
Construction companies
Movie theaters
Fast food and restaurant establishments
Ice cream parlors, juice bars
Clothing and accessory stores
Newspaper / Magazine Distribution

Wish you the best !!

Work the street..I mean prostitution. Get your hands on as many illegal drugs and pen*s's as possible and sell them for half price to ethiopians or samalians. Starve yourself to come up with more money by not spending it on food and as an added bonus, Nickie Richie and Paris
Hilton will think you are hot. That's hot. Ow I just burned myself. (Insert sneeze) <-- Joe says that that works. Anyways,,the moolah thing. Sell crack and perform on the street doing majic tricks and sell hand grenades..Can you come up with those? If not call310-495-5412.