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Math joke about hard work, its funny

favorite girl Asked by piker187 about 1 year ago, 3 answers.

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me laugh

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about...

those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A b c d e f g h I j k l m and o p q are s t you v w x why z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-a-r-d-w-o-r-k
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-t-t-I-t-u-d-e
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-u-l-l-s-h-*-t
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far as* kissing will take you.

A-s-*-k-I-s-s-I-n-g
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullsh*t and as* kissing that will put you over the top.

Out by the lake! Answered by djwager on May 15, 2008, 11:14AM
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haha thats good I like it

me and my Mothers Day flowers Answered by bocavicki on May 15, 2008, 11:37AM
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Thanks for the giggle happy

me and my Timi at his graduation Answered by your_clebertiy_night_stalker on May 16, 2008, 09:39AM
325 answers

hahaha that is great as sad as I was that made me giggle ... thanx lol

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