Best pick up line for that lady or man you want

Let me hear them everybody give me your best pick up line for that lady or man you want so bad?

hey we have five minutes before the alarm goes off and the baby's still sleeping (I'm married )

have a drink or two (or three, or four...)

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?! I thought you knew...
Do you know the difference between my pen*s and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey, baby, want to lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
I want to put my thingy into your thingy.
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
want to bang like bunnies?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine Reproducing eh? Can I help?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Did you know that I asked the devil for a condom and he gave me three. I asked him for a dime and he gave me a dollar. I asked him for a blowjob and he pointed at you...
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
I got skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow? (Used that one once, worked.)

uhm... have fun with all these.